♬呜呼♬ ♪ Whoo -hoo ♪
♬Yee -hoo♬ ♪ Yee -hoo ♪
♬呜呼♬ ♪ Whoo -hoo ♪
-好吧… -谢谢你邀请我们 黛比 - Okay, well... - Uh, thanks for having us, Debbie.
-再见 -嗯 - Bye. - Mmm.
-你扑克牌打得真烂 -是的 - You're so bad at poker. - Yeah.
其实我还擅长其他事情 I'm actually good at other things.
哦? Oh?
等等 现在我明白了 Wait, now I get it.
嗯 Mmm.
嗯! Mmm!
我真不敢相信……太酷了你有自己的房子 I can't believe... That's so cool. You own your own house.
哦,是的 Oh, yeah.
我存了一段时间的钱来付首付 Well, I saved up for the down payment over, you know, some time.
经过仔细的计算 我把钱存起来了 I put money away through careful calculations.
很好很神奇的 Nice. Amazing.
当我毁了自己的生活 我能搬去和你住吗? When I destroy my life, can I move in with you?
-交易! -神奇的! - Deal! - Amazing!
-哇!看看这些书! -是的 我是个大读者 - Whoa! Look at all those books! - Yeah, I'm a big reader.
是吗?太好了我…是啊 总有一天我会成为大作家的 Are you? That's great. I... Yeah, I'm gonna be a big writer one day.
-什么? -我想当 - What? - I want to be.
好吧 我打赌你会的 Okay, I bet you will be.
你是怎么变得这么厉害的? How did you get to be so awesome?
你知道你什么都不必说吗? You know you don't have to say any of this?
-反正我也要跟你上床 - - - - - -难以置信! - I'm gonna sleep with you anyway. - Unbelievable!
我早上会把我的短篇小说发给你 I'm gonna send you my short stories in the morning.
太好了 Great.
嗯我想你会喜欢的 Mmm. I think you'll like them.
-嗯 嗯 好吧 -好吧 我不说了… - Mm -mmm. Okay. - Okay, I'll stop talk...
-现在安静点 是的 -对不起 - Just be quiet now. Yeah. - I'm sorry.
♬呜呼♬ ♪ Whoo -hoo ♪
-♬Yeah♬ -♬Yee -hoo♬ - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Yee -hoo ♪
-我已经写了23篇短篇小说 -天啊 别说了 - I've actually written 23 short stories. - Oh, God, just stop.
早上好 Good morning.
生日快乐 年轻很多的人 Happy birthday, much younger person.
什么?我们同龄 What? We're the same age.
不是在女人的年纪 Not in lady years.
在女人的年龄里 我是个老妪 In lady years, I'm a crone,
不知怎么的 你70岁了还会被认为性感 and somehow you'll still be considered sexy at, like, 70,
不管你多皱多秃 no matter how wrinkled and bald you get.
-是的 -恭喜你 - Yeah. - So congratulations.
我承认这是一个很好的交易 I'll admit it. It's a good deal.
我给你准备了最棒的生日礼物 Oh, I got you the greatest birthday present.
你给我买了辆保时捷?一个356 ? You got me a Porsche? A 356?
不是 紫色的911 对吧? No, the 911 in purple, right?
你要咖啡吗? Do you want coffee?
是的 谢谢你 Uh, yeah, thank you.
你知道吗?我过会儿打给你 You know what? Let me call you back.
你说你在纽约不需要我带任何东西给你 You said you didn't need me to bring you anything in New York,
但是你有草药吗? but do you have any herb plants?
什么? What?
你知道的 草本植物?没关系 我去买一些 You know, herb plants? Never mind, I'll just pick some up.
你把它们放在窗台上 然后你就有了新鲜的罗勒或薄荷 You pop them in the windowsill and then you have fresh basil or mint
任何时候你都可以用它做饭 吃它 或者闻它 anytime you need to cook with it, or eat it, or just smell it.
黛比 拜托别把土带进我的公寓我求你了 Okay, Debbie, please do not bring soil into my apartment. I'm begging you.
令人震惊的是 你早上听汽车乐队的歌 Big shocker, you listen to The Cars in the morning.
-早上 中午和晚上 -我想说的是 - Morning, noon, and night. - Oh, I wanted to mention,
我去你家的时候 如果你想请人过来 when I'm at your place, if you wanna have somebody over,
你想让我让开 我可以 所以你可以… and you want me to get out of the way, I can do that, so you can...
好吧 现在我感觉不舒服了 Okay, now I'm feeling uncomfortable.
拜托 我见过你裸体 Oh, please, I've seen you naked.
-总是怪怪的 -这太奇怪了 - Never stops being weird. - Which is so weird.
谢谢你！我想我能控制自己一个星期 Thank you. I think I can control myself for one week.
你……谁知道呢 也许你在这里会遇到什么人 You... You never know, maybe you'll meet someone while you're here
我们会在这里开一场盛大的性爱派对 and we'll have a big ol' sex party up in here.
-呃 呕吐? -是啊 对不起 太恶心了 - Uh, barf? - Yeah, I'm sorry, that was gross.
总之 我不可能认识什么人 Anyway, no chance of me meeting anybody.
如你所知 我的心是一块冰冷坚硬的小石头 As you know, my heart is a cold, hard little stone.
我很高兴你没有小题大做 I'm so glad you're not being dramatic about it.
顺便说一句 我真为你骄傲 By the way, I am so proud of you
因为你对离开杰克一整个星期很淡定 for being cool about leaving Jack for a whole week.
我一点都不冷静 我恐慌症发作了 I'm not being cool about it, I'm having a panic attack.
他是我的宝贝我从没离开过他那么久 He's my baby. I've never left him for that long.
-嗨 啊 那怪物醒了! - Hey. - Ah, the creature awakens!
-早上 -早上 - Morning. - Morning.
-我能吃这个吗? -是的 它是无麸质的 - Can I eat this? - Yes, it's gluten -free.
-还有 跟彼得打个招呼 -怎么了 彼得? - Also, say hi to Peter. - 'Sup, Peter?
嘿!你好吗 杰克灯? Hey! 'Sup, Jack -O' -Lantern?
-什么? -我在想外号呢没有? - What? - Oh, I'm working on nicknames. No?
不 他不喜欢 No, he didn't like it.
-那就从头再来吧 -看看他 他不是婴儿 - Go back to the drawing board on that one. - Look at him. He's not a baby.
好吧?他会没事的 All right? He's gonna be fine.
你又不是要把狗碗和咀嚼玩具留给他 It's not like you're leaving him with a dog bowl and a chew toy.
对吧?斯嘉丽也会去的你……你想听听我的意见吗? Right? Scarlet's gonna be there. You... You want my opinion?
只是你这么说 我很清楚你的想法 Just you saying that, I know exactly what your opinion is.
听着 他不是我的孩子 但我觉得杰克可以用一下 Look, he's not my kid, but I think Jack could use the space.
好了 关于育儿的笔记 All right, notes on parenting
他唯一的宠物是一条死于烟枪火灾的金鱼 from a guy whose only pet was a goldfish that died in a bong fire.
好吧 听着 我只是说说就像直升机式育儿 Okay, look, I'm just saying. There's, like, helicopter parenting,
还有扫雪机式育儿 there's snowplow parenting.
你在做什么? What you're doing?
这就是保鲜膜育儿法 This is Saran Wrap parenting.
你把这孩子缠得太紧了 快让他窒息了! You're so tightly wrapped around this kid, you're suffocating him!
是的 我可以追踪一个隐喻 谢谢 Yes, I can track a metaphor, thanks.
好吧 你有多兴奋 Okay, how excited are you
你和我要在同一个城市待整整一周? that you and I are gonna be in the same city for a whole week?
我们上次出去玩那么久是什么时候? When's the last time we hung out that long?
我不知道 2008年?你离开洛杉矶的时候因为害怕地震 I don't know, 2008? When you left LA because you were scared of earthquakes.
好的,嘿! Okay, hey!
奇诺山地震可不是闹着玩的! The Chino Hills Temblor was no joke!
不管怎样 我知道你要去上班了 我想把你的礼物给你 Anyway, I know you have to go to work and I want to give you your present
在你走之前我在清理这个抽屉… before you go. So I was cleaning out this drawer...
你打扫干净了吗? You clean things out?
我偶尔会清理一下东西 Occasionally, I clean things out.
看看我找到了什么! And look what I found!
我知道你讨厌纪念品 I know you hate mementos.
不 我最讨厌纪念品了曼妥思 Yeah, no, I hate mementos above all mentos.
好的 稍等这是你的礼物看 Okay, hold on. Here's your present. Look.
你在我家过夜的那晚 我把这个放在茶几里 I put this in the end table the night you stayed over,
因为 我不知道 我以为这是纪念品 because, I don't know, I thought it would be a keepsake
在我们的婚礼上我20多岁的时候就是这么傻 at our wedding or something. That's how dumb I was in my 20s.
-你不傻 -我有点笨 - You weren't dumb. - I was a little bit dumb.
总之 整晚最棒的部分就是我拿走了你所有的钱! Anyway, the best part of the whole night was when I took all your money!
这就是最棒的部分吗? That was the best part?
我是说 这掩盖了性爱的部分 因为你第二天就逃跑了 I mean, it overshadowed the sex part, because you fled the next day.
-等等 等等 我后来给你打过电话 -是啊 你后来给我打电话了 - Wait, hold on. I did call you later. - Yeah, you did call me later.
当你说你不能和我或其他人约会时 When you said that you couldn't date me or anybody else
因为你是"一坨未知的屎"吗? because you were, "an unknowable piece of shit"?
嗯 我的作家气质就在那里 Uh, mmm, there's the writer in me right there.
这句话说得真漂亮 Now that's a beautiful turn of phrase.
我是戏剧性的那个? And I'm the dramatic one?
不管怎样 20年的友谊20年!你能相信吗? Anyway, 20 years of friendship. 20 years! Can you believe it?
你有了世界上最好的好朋友 You've had the best best friend in the entire world.
你也一样 Back at you.
祝你生日快乐 彼得 Have a great birthday, Peter.
我会的你太棒了 I will. You're awesome.
好吧 过几天见 Okay, I'll see you in a couple days.
嘿 Hey.
天啊 我还以为你和黛比会一直唠唠叨叨呢 Geez, I thought you and Debbie were gonna blab, like, forever.
-是的 我知道 对此我很抱歉 -你们在说什么? - Yeah, I know. I'm sorry about that. - So, what were you talking about?
-就是一些东西 -“东西”? - Like, just stuff. - "Stuff"?
好吧 你最好的朋友 一个我从未见过的女人 Okay, so your best friend, who's a woman who I've never met,
就在你生日那天给你打电话然后你就一直聊下去吗? just calls you on your birthday and you, like, talk forever?
好吧 我说的不是女孩 是黛比 Okay, it's not "a girl," it's Debbie.
好吧 很明显 我不是嫉妒我是说 看看我 这太奇怪了 Okay, obviously, I'm not jealous. I mean, look at me, but it's just weird.
贝卡? Becca?
我是说 如果你们这么喜欢对方 为什么你们不在一起? I mean, if you like each other so much, why aren't you guys together?
我和黛比?是的,因为 Me and Debbie? Yeah, 'cause.
-因为…… -她的…… - Because... - She's...
她的 her.
我就是我 And I'm me.
嗯嗯 Uh -huh.
哦 看那个我们该开始工作了吗?乳房在这里 Oh, look at that. Should we get to work? Uber's here.
-你今天看起来很棒 -嗯哼 - You look great today. - Uh -huh.
-好吧 今晚… -嗯嗯 - Okay, tonight... - Mm -hmm.
.．.不要告诉他们今天是我的生日 ...at the Brownstone Club, do not tell them it's my birthday.
他们会小题大做的 我只希望只有你和我 They'll make a big fuss out of it, and I just want it to be you and me.
彼得…… Peter...
是吗? Yes?
接下来会发生什么? What happens next?
像,世界卫生大会……晚饭后?我…我喜欢他们的果馅饼 Like, wha... After dinner? I... I mean, I enjoy their flan.
是的 不 我…我是说我们 Yeah, no, I... I mean with us.
我是说 我们在一起六个月了 而且… I mean, we've been together for six months, and...
我只是觉得我们并没有更进一步 I just feel like we're not really getting any closer.
-我是说 我不太了解你 -是的 你有 - I mean, I don't know that much about you. - Yes, you do.
-嗯… -我……听着 我什么都告诉你 - Uh... - I... Look, I'll tell you anything.
我是个坦率的人 I'm an open book.
如果这是在浪费我的时间 我只是想知道好吗? Look, if this is a waste of my time, I just want to know. Okay?
定义“浪费” Define "waste."
你刚才说了 You just did.
哇 Wow.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
不!来……来吧 No! Come... Come on.
-结束了 彼得 -它……这是…… - It's over, Peter. - It... It's...
她把车开走了 And she took the car.
-好吧 你吃抗组胺药了吗? -检查 - Okay, did you take your antihistamine? - Check.
-鼻喷雾剂? -检查 - Nasal spray? - Check.
好!准备好了! Good! Good to go!
早上好 队员们!嘿! -哦! - Morning, team! Hey! - Oh!
瓢虫在外面的花园里可厉害了 Ladybugs are kicking some ass in the garden out here.
你们也一样祝你过得愉快 You guys do the same. Have a great one.
-你也一样 禅宗 -我就在这里! - Right back at you, Zen. - I'll be right here!
或者 呃 在那边 Or maybe, uh, over there.
♬我再也不能有这样的感觉了♬ ♪ I can't feel this way much longer ♪
♬希望能活下去♬ ♪ Expecting to survive ♪
♪带着所有这些暗含的暗示 只是等待着到来♪ ♪ With all these hidden innuendos Just waiting to arrive ♪
♬这是一个波浪形的午夜 ♪ It's such a wavy midnight ♪
♬你陷入了疯狂 ♪ And you slip into insane ♪
♬电动天使摇滚和滚筒♬ ♪ Electric angel rock and roller ♪
♬我听到你在放什么♬ ♪ I hear what you're playing ♪
♬这是橙色的天空♬ ♪ It's an orangy sky ♪
♪总是别的男人♪ ♪ Always it's some other guy ♪
♬这只是一首破碎的摇篮曲 ♪ It's just a broken lullaby ♪
♬再见了 爱 ♪ Bye bye love ♪
♬再见了 爱…♪ ♪ Bye bye love... ♪
我和亚历山大的妈妈谈过了提供另一种甜点 Hey, um, I talked to Alexander's mom about providing an alternative dessert
因为你的过敏反应 at the birthday party because of all your allergies.
好吧 别忘了… Okay, don't forget...
你在开玩笑吧 妈妈太尴尬了 You gotta be kidding me, Mom. That's so embarrassing.
你还和韦德在一起吗?嗨,韦德! Do you still hang out with Wade? Hi, Wade!
-妈妈!不 -什么? - Mom! No. - What?
-什么?他是我的学生! -天哪 你不是老师 - What? He's one of my students! - Gosh, you're not a teacher.
严格来说 我在这里工作我来给你拿午餐 Technically, I work here. Let me get your lunch.
你们以前经常一起出去玩 Um, you guys used to hang out all the time.
他过去常来我家过夜 He used to come for sleepovers.
来 我把这个放进你的包里他不是有次尿在我们沙发上了吗? Here, let me put this in your bag. Didn't he pee on our sofa once?
妈妈! Mom!
什么?他做的! What? He did!
-嘿 姑娘 嘿 -我的天啊 - Hey, girl. Hey. - Oh, my God, hey.
你想喝点我难喝的办公室咖啡吗? Do you want to have some of my terrible office coffee?
-我有这个 -好吧 - I have this. - Oh, okay.
-但是 是的 当然 -好吧 就这么办 - But, yes, of course. - Well, let's do it.
-你收拾好了吗? -是的 我收拾好了 - Uh, so, are you packed? - Yes, I am packed.
不得不说 我很高兴你终于要休假了 I have to say, I am so glad you're finally taking a vacay.
什么?一个……不 我不去度假我已经跟你解释过了! What? A... No, I am not going on vacay. I have explained this to you!
我必须在年底前完成这个项目 I have to finish this program before the end of the year
这样我就可以申请那个开放的高级会计职位了 so that I can apply for that open Senior Accounting position
在地区学区 at the Regional School District.
我就喜欢你说这么一堆性感的词 Oh, I love it when you say a bunch of sexy words like that.
是的 我只是…我需要钱 Yeah, I just... I need the money.
杰克的湿疹药只能由我的保险支付 Jack's eczema medicine is only gonna be covered by my insurance
接下来的六个月 然后就… for the next six months, and then it's, like...
-一千美元 -是的! - One thousand dollars. - Yes!
一个月一千GD元!所以 不 不是度假 One thousand GD dollars a month! So, no, not a vacay.
好吧 好吧我只是希望你来纽约的时候 All right, all right. Well, I just hope that when you're in New York,
你会花时间为自己做一些好事 you will take time to do something nice for yourself.
也许可以洗个澡放松 Maybe take a bath. Relax.
这就是我旅行时喜欢做的事 我喜欢洗澡 That's what I love to do when I travel, I like to take a bath,
也听不到孩子们说“我饿了!” and not hear either of my kids yell, "I'm hungry!"
他们总是很饿吗? Are they just always hungry?
-千万别喂它们 所以… -永远? - Well, never feed 'em, so... - Ever?
等等 为什么吉米不能过来照看杰克? Wait, why can't Jimmy come here to watch Jack?
现在是登山旺季他一定在外面 It's peak climbing season. He has to be out there.
天啊 你对他真是太好了 Oh, my God, you are so nice about him.
如果我的前任是一个登山者 每年花十个月的时间 If my ex was a mountain climber and spent ten months out of every year
和一个33岁的帅哥一起环游世界 traveling the world with some hot 33 -year -old
满身刺青…… covered in tattoos...
你有看她的Instagram吗? Have you been looking at her Instagram?
你以为我不会去看吉米女朋友的Instagram账号吗? You think I'm not gonna be looking at Jimmy's girlfriend's Instagram account?
我是说 我们到底在做什么?我会是谁呢? I mean, what are we even doing? Who would I even be?
听着 没事的对他有用 对我也有用 Look, it's fine. It works for him, it works for me.
而且 杰克喜欢和斯嘉丽在一起 Besides, Jack loves hanging out with Scarlet.
好吧 我希望你能从这次旅行中得到你想要的 All right, well, I hope that you get what you want out of this trip.
-是的 -以及你所需要的 - Yes. - And what you need.
拿到学位 找个男人 回家 You know, get your degree, find a man, come home,
然后改造你那古老的厨房 and then remodel that ancient kitchen of yours.
我还觉得是时候让你的头发分层了 I also think it's time to get layers in your hair.
层次感 但不要刘海 Layers, but not bangs.
刘海是紧急情况下用的 Bangs are for an emergency.
哇 你真的把我生活的所有问题都解决了 Wow, you really have all the answers to my life figured out.
是啊 我们是朋友 Yeah, well, we're friends.
显然 我有经过深思熟虑的批评 Obviously, I have well -thought -out critiques
你所做的每一个选择 of every choice you've ever made.
以及所有的修复 And all the fixes.
所以 如果你最后要去曼哈顿冒险 So, if you end up going on this Manhattan adventure
给自己找个美女 我建议你去修指甲 and find yourself a hottie, might I suggest a manicure.
也许去脱毛你知道的 稍微打扮一下 Maybe get waxed. You know, spruce it up a bit.
蜡?哦,我的…… Waxed? Oh, my...
-哦 “打蜡 ” -蜡 - Oh, "waxed." - Waxed.
哦 那是不可能的 Oh, well, that's just not gonna happen.
我求你了 先生!求你了 不要伤害我! I beg of you, sir! Please, don't hurt me!
不,不好了,不…不要妄下论断不要妄下论断 No, no. Okay, don't... Don't judge that. Don't judge that.
我要再做一次好的 I'm gonna do it again. Okay.
我求你了 先生 不要伤害我! I beg of you, sir, do not hurt me!
这样好吗? Was that good?
-不可思议的 -嗨 斯嘉丽 - Incredible. - Hey, Scarlet.
-嘿 黛布!嗯… -怎么回事? - Hey, Deb! Um... - What's going on?
-我有试镜机会了! -什么? - Well, I got an audition! - What?
啊,是啊!这是20年代一部关于连环杀手的电视剧 Ah, yeah! It's for a TV series set in the '20s about this serial killer,
我会扮演一个被主角勒死的女佣 and I would play a maid who gets strangled by the lead.
好吧 我能试试这个吗?好的 Okay, can I try this out? Okay.
我求你了 先生!请不要伤害我! I beg of you, sir! Please don't hurt me!
我是被勒死的你听到了吗?怎么样? I was being strangled. Did you get that? How was that?
诚实? Honestly?
钉 Nailed it.
反正我可能也得不到这个 因为我什么都得不到 I'm probably not gonna get this anyway 'cause I don't get anything.
嘿 谁知道呢你收到我发给你的邮件了吗 Hey, you never know. Um, listen, did you get the emails that I sent
我出城的时候该拿杰克怎么办? about what to do with Jack while I'm out of town?
-对 对 对!我们正在做!对了,杰克? -是的! - Yep, yep, yep! We're on it! Right, Jack? - Yeah!
-黛布 我得说 我真为你高兴 -哦! - Deb, I gotta say, I'm so happy for you. - Oh!
这真的很酷 很鼓舞人心 It's, like, really cool and inspirational,
这个会计什么的…之类的 this whole accounting thing or... or whatever.
真有趣 你是个数字专家 It's so funny that you're a numbers person,
因为我以为你喜欢书 'cause I thought you liked books.
所以,我……你为什么不找点书做点什么? So, I... Why aren't you doing something with, like, booky -books?
这个学位很实用 Well, this degree is practical,
当你是单身妈妈的时候就该这样 which is what you have to be when you're a single mom.
哦,对了 Oh, right.
对的,正确的悲剧 Right, right. Tragic.
真是太浪费了 It's just such a waste.
“浪费” "A waste."
听着 我们知道我们的咨询期已经结束了 但是… Look, we know that our consulting period with you is up, but...
是的 我们只是希望如此 Yeah, we were just hoping
让我多花点时间了解你 for a little more time to get to know you better.
各位 你们太了解我了 Guys, you know me so well.
在过去的六个月里 我们在一起度过了很多时光 We spent so much time together over the last six months.
是的 我们做了 而且… Yeah, we did, and it's been...
-太棒了 -不可思议 - It's been amazing. - Amazing.
我们只是想知道 接下来会发生什么? Um, you know, we're just wondering, what happens next?
接下来 我继续 Next, I move on.
我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
跟我们来 Come with us.
我们只是…我们需要一个新的首席营销官 这个人应该是你 太明显了 We just... We need a new CMO and it should be you, it's so obvious.
-是的! -伙计们 对不起 - Yes! - Guys, I'm sorry.
我只是不考虑这个问题 It's just not on the table for me.
我…听着 听着 别难过 I... Look, look, don't be sad.
没有它很好是的不,我…… Nope. It's fine. Yeah. No, I...
这是必须的 This is just how it has to be.
我不知道我是否还喜欢你 I don't know if I like you anymore.
哦 越来越难看了 Oh, it's getting ugly.
我就知道场面会很难看 I knew it was gonna get ugly.
你可以把我的通讯录从你手机里删除 You can, um, take my contact and erase it from your phone.
我手机里没有 I don't have it in my phone.
那就存进你手机里 然后删掉 Well, then put it in your phone and then erase it.
-他很抱歉 我们很抱歉 他没有…… -不 没关系 - He's sorry. We're sorry. He didn't... - No, it's okay.
彼得 如果这是真的 Listen, Peter, if this is happening,
很明显 and it clearly is,
我想对你说 我希望你能找到你想要的 I want to say to you, I hope you find what you're looking for.
♬让美好的时光滚动♬ ♪ Let the good times roll ♪
♬让他们打你♬ ♪ Let them knock you around ♪
♬让美好的时光滚动♬ ♪ Let the good times roll ♪
♬让他们把你变成小丑♬ ♪ Let them make you a clown ♪
♬让他们把你抛在半空 ♪ Let them leave you up in the air ♪
♬让他们给你梳摇滚般的头发♬ ♪ Let them brush your rock and roll hair ♪
♬让美好的时光滚动♬ ♪ Let the good times roll ♪
生日快乐 兄弟 Happy birthday, buddy.
♬让美好的时光滚动♬ ♪ Let the good times roll ♪
-你在盯着我看 -我知道 - You're staring. - I know.
我…我只是…我会很想你的 I... I'm just... I'm gonna miss you a whole lot.
妈妈 你一直都想去做这件事 Mom, you've been wanting to go do this thing for forever.
我保证我会没事的 I promise I'll be fine.
我求你了 先生 不要伤害我! I beg of you, sir, do not hurt me!
嗯 我得到这个角色了! Um, I got the part!
-什么? -是的!你能相信吗? - What? - Yeah! Can you believe it?
那太神奇了! That's amazing!
我知道 我知道!我今晚飞往温哥华! I know, I know! I fly to Vancouver tonight!
-哦! -是的 - Oh! - Yeah.
我在那里待了两周 因为尽管我只有一条台词 And I'm there for two weeks, because even though I only have one line,
我的角色是所有这些重要场景的背景 my character is in the background of all these really important scenes.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我的天啊我怎么了? Oh, my God. What is wrong with me?
我…我赶过来告诉你这个消息 I... I rushed over here to tell you the news,
因为我太爱你们了 because I love you guys so much,
我完全忘了我应该和杰克在一起 and I totally forgot that, of course, I'm supposed to be with Jack,
因为我是个自私的混蛋! because I'm a selfish butthole!
-不! -嗯 嗯 - No! - Mm -mmm.
我该怎么办? What am I gonna do?
我们该怎么办? What are we gonna do?
它很好完全好了 It's fine. Totally fine.
看起来不太好显得特别响亮 Doesn't seem fine. Seems loud.
明年我将完成这个项目 I'll finish the program next year.
反正在那之前他们不会再提供了 They don't offer it again until then anyway.
你看起来有点沮丧啊 Well, you seem kind of bummed out.
没关系我是个成年人了 It's okay. I'm an adult.
作为一个成年人 很重要的一部分就是感到沮丧 A big part of being an adult is being bummed out.
很多时候 真的 A lot of the time, really.
哦 Oh.
这是值得期待的 That's something to look forward to.
是的 这就是为什么你要小心 Yeah, and that's just why you have to be careful
你必须时刻保持谨慎 and you have to be cautious all of the time.
-你不接电话? -不 他想借我钱 - You're not answering? - No, he's gonna try and lend me money.
-你怎么知道 -是的 我喜欢 - You don't know that. - Yes, I do.
嗨,彼得 Hey, Peter.
告诉她我不是想借钱给她 Tell her I'm not trying to lend her money.
我说过 I said that.
我打电话来是因为我订了机票 杰克蒂 -杰克 I'm calling because I booked a flight, Jackity -Jack.
-你准备好被绞死了吗? -拜托 是昵称 - Are you ready to hang? - Please, the nicknames.
-等等 什么? -你说得对 - Wait, what? - You're right.
我对这些昵称毫无头绪等我到了我们再解决 I'm shooting blanks with the nicknames. We'll work on that when I get there.
-嘿 黛比! -等等 什么? - Hey, Debbie! - Wait, what?
对了 我租了自己的车 Oh, and I'm renting my own car,
因为天知道你在演什么鬼节目 我不想参与 'cause God knows whatever hell show you're driving, I want no part of.
-等等 什么? -你总是在说“等等 什么?” - Wait, what? - You're saying "Wait, what?" a lot.
这让你听起来有点傻 And it makes you sound kinda dumb.
-我只是不…我不明白 -嗯 我要来洛杉矶一个星期 - I just don't... I don't understand. - Well, I'm coming to LA for a week.
我来照顾杰克 你可以一个人待在这里 I'm gonna look after Jack, and you can stay here solo.
彼得 来吧 Peter, come on.
你不能抛下一切来照顾孩子 You can't just drop everything to come and babysit.
你有工作和生活 You have a job and a life.
我是说 我不知道生活如何 但你有工作 I mean, I don't know about a life, but you have a job.
事实上 我在找客户的时候有事 Actually, I have, uh, some time off between clients,
所以我们都很好 so we're all good there.
这没有我们一起出去玩有趣 It's not as much fun as us hanging out together,
但能满足你的需求 but gets you what you need.
彼得 照顾杰克是件很辛苦的事 Peter, taking care of Jack is actually a lot of work.
它……他对很多东西过敏 他吃了很多药 It... He's allergic to a billion things, like, he takes a bunch of medicine,
说实话 他现在没什么朋友 and, honestly, he doesn't have a lot of friends right now.
让我来帮你我欠你的 Let me help. I owe you.
-欠我的? -是的!杰克出生的时候我在哪里? - Owe me? - Yes! Where was I when Jack was born?
我在伦敦帮助一家西班牙银行 I was in London helping a Spanish bank
在东欧建立姊妹分公司 launch a sister branch in Eastern Europe.
但我妈妈去世时 你从洛杉矶开车过来 But when my mom died, you drove from Los Angeles
到该死的俄亥俄州去服役 to freaking Ohio for the services.
你把我从戒毒所接出来不止一次 是两次 And you picked me up from rehab not once, but twice.
是的 是的 我…我…我知道 我是个很好的朋友 Yeah, yeah, I... I... I know, I'm a really good friend,
但我……我做这些事并不是为了得到回报 but I... I didn't do any of those things expecting something in return.
你当然不知道 Of course you didn't,
因为你不是怪物 'cause you're not a monster.
你需要帮助 You need help.
我就要来了 And I'm coming,
就是这样 and that's that.
好的 Okay.
他会没事的 对吧? He's gonna be fine, right?
是的 只有一个星期 Yes, it's only a week.
才一个星期! It's only a week!
我抱着一条裤子 I'm hugging a pair of pants.
妈妈 加油!我们要迟到了! Mom, come on! We're gonna be late!
-需要帮助吗? -不 不 - Need help? - No, no.
我有一个方法 I have a method.
我就是这么做的 That's how I do it.
好的 Okay.
你知道吗 现在有一种小巧的四轮车 You know, they make these, uh, zippy, little four -wheelers now.
你几乎不用推它们 他们叫它们“旋转器” You barely have to push 'em. They call 'em "spinners."
-是吗? -是的!好吧 嘿 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! All right. Hey.
-哦! -什么? - Ooh! - What?
在你离开的时候吃秋海棠? Begonias while you're begone?
请自便 禅师 Knock yourself out, Zen.
好的 很好安全的旅行 All right, good. Safe travels.
谢谢! Thanks!
♬一路平安 希望你能走到♬ ♪ Safe travels, hope you make it ♪
♪不…玉米田突然停了下来……♪ ♪ No... sudden cornfield stops... ♪
是啊! Yeah!
我会想你的我会每天给你打电话的 I'm gonna miss you. I'll call you every day.
-好吗? -好吧 - Okay? - All right.
♬一路平安 希望你能走到♬ ♪ Safe travels, hope you make it ♪
-我爱你! -再见 妈妈! - I love you! - Bye, Mama!
♬希望你一切都好 ♪ Hope you're all right ♪
♬它让我天翻地覆♬ ♪ It turns me upside down ♪
♬哦 夏天 夏天 夏天♬ ♪ Oh, summer, summer, summer ♪
Leesh ! Leesh!
-哦 这家伙来了 -看看你! - Oh, here's this guy. - Look at you!
你看起来棒极了! You look great!
你看起来还是老样子! You look, like, the same!
是的 我知道!很诡异 不是吗? Yeah, I know! It's spooky, isn't it?
-是的! -是的 嗯… - Yeah! - Yeah. Uh...
-你想要这个吗? -哦 - Oh, uh, do you want this? - Oh.
我想你可能需要它 I thought you might need it.
-你看起来不错 -谢谢 - You look good. - Thank you.
你还是那个高挑 方下巴 长睫毛的样子 You still got that tall, squared -jaw, long -eyelash vibe going on.
有些人喜欢这样 Some people like that.
-这从来不是我的菜 但是… -是的 - It was never my thing, but... - Yup.
总之 你能过来照顾杰克真是太好了 Anyway, it was really nice of you to come out here to take care of Jack.
来吧 一点也不费劲说实话 我在客户之间 嗯… Come on, it's no sweat. Honestly, I was between clients and, well...
这是个短期项目 对吧? It's a short -term project, right?
我就是这么做的我进去 管理事情 不乱不闹 That's what I do. I get in, manage things, no muss, no fuss.
我有个坏消息孩子们都是乱七八糟的 I have bad news. Kids are all muss and all fuss.
-是吗? -嗯 是的 - Are they though? - Uh, yeah.
-的确如此 -哦 - Very much so. - Oh.
-还给我! -走着瞧 - Give it back! - We'll see.
那两个 那是我的女儿 Those two, those are my girls.
好的哦,有趣他们看起来很有趣 Okay. Oh, fun. They look fun.
哦 杰克来了 Oh, there's Jack.
好吧 我想我懂了 All right, I think I got this.
怎么了 杰姬·格里森? What's up, Jackie Gleason?
那是谁或什么东西? Who or what is that?
没有?好吧 好吧 No? All right, all right.
我们把冰棍摊炸了吧? Let's blow this popsicle stand, huh?
冰棒摊是什么? What's a popsicle stand?
说实话 我不太确定 I am not entirely sure, to be honest.
嘿 你想开车吗? Hey, you want to drive?
-没有 -你可以开保时捷 - No. - You can drive the Porsche.
-我不想开车… -是这辆车还是兰博 - I don't want to drive... - It was this or a Lamborgh...
我知道 你不喜欢保时捷你宁愿开莲花? I know, you don't like the Porsche. You'd rather drive the Lotus?
-什么? -好吧… - What? - All right, well...
下次我开莲花 你来开 Next time, I'll bring the Lotus, and you can drive it.
莲花是什么? What's a Lotus?
♬我不介意你出去玩 ♪ I don't mind you hanging out ♪
♬说梦话♬ ♪ And talking in your sleep ♪
-我猜你就是我需要的♪ -♪就是我需要的♪ - ♪ I guess you're just what I needed ♪ - ♪ Just what I needed ♪
我妈讨厌敞篷车 知道吗?她说他们太容易翻身了 My mom hates convertibles, you know? She says they roll over too easily.
是啊 他们也很棒 所以就不需要滚了 Yeah, well, they're also awesome, so that negates the rolling part.
嘿 我问你个问题后面那些孩子 Hey, let me ask you a question. Those kids back there,
他们放你鸽子了那是怎么回事? they were blowing you off. What was that about?
看,男人 Look, man.
我也曾是个13岁的男孩 好吗? I was a 13 -year -old boy once, all right?
我知道我现在很酷 And I know I'm pretty cool now,
但当我13岁的时候 我基本上是一个活喉结 留着碗状的发型 but when I was 13 I was basically a walking Adam's apple with a bowl cut
腋下夹着一本破旧的《麦田里的守望者》所以 and a tattered copy of Catcher in the Rye under my arm, so...
另外 我没有爸爸 Plus, I didn't have a dad.
我13岁时他就弃我而去 He bailed on me when I was 13,
三年后 他醉死在沟里 then he died three years later, drunk in a ditch.
他当时正走在路边突然"噗"的一声 He was walking along the side of the road and he just went "bloop."
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
说真的 不管你经历了什么 So, seriously, whatever you're going through,
我可能见过更糟的 所以你可以用它打我 I've probably seen worse, so you can hit me with it.
-给我吧 杰克 灵活点 -这个我都不懂 - Well, give it to me, Jack Be Nimble. - I don't even understand that one.
听着 我还在工作 好吗? Look, I'm still workshopping, okay?
因为曲棍球 It's because of hockey.
好的 Okay.
韦德和我是朋友 我们曾经一起在溜冰场滑冰 Wade and I were friends, and we used to skate at the rink together,
但现在他在队里 而我不能 but now he plays on the team and I can't.
所以他和埃文一起出去玩 埃文也是 So he hangs out with Evan, who does.
所以我们就不再约会了 So we just stopped hanging at all.
等等 你打冰球?黛比从没跟我说过 Whoa, wait, you play hockey? Well, Debbie never told me that.
是的 Yeah.
我不能打篮球 因为我对健身房过敏 I can't play basketball 'cause I'm allergic to the gym,
我不能打棒球 因为我对草过敏 and I can't play baseball 'cause I'm allergic to grass.
等等 -我不明白你为什么不能加入球队 Wait -I don't understand why you can't play on the team
韦德和他狡猾的朋友哦 对不起他…… with Wade and his weaselly friend. Oh, I'm sorry. He...
他可能不狡猾 但他长了一张狡猾的脸 He's probably not weaselly, but, like, he's got a weasel face.
你知道吗?所以,但是……你为什么不能在队里打球? You know? So, but... Why can't you play on the team?
我太小了 I'm too small.
妈妈说那太危险了 Mom says it's too dangerous.
真不敢相信你妈妈居然没告诉我 I cannot believe your mom didn't tell me about this.
她什么都告诉我 Like, she tells me everything.
但你会吗?告诉她一切? But do you? Tell her everything?
当然 Of course.
我一直不明白黛比为什么 I never understood why Debbie
决定在一整座山坡上买幢房子 decided to buy a house on the side of a whole entire hill.
是的 Yeah.
我想你过段时间就习惯了吧? I suppose you get used to it after a while, huh?
不它仍然很糟糕 No. It continues to suck.
在你之前住在这里的是谁 羊驼吗? Who lived here before you, like, an alpaca?
-嘿! -嘿!哦! - Hey! - Hey! Oh!
是啊!哟,杰克 Yeah! Yo, Jack.
你就是那个…你就是那个男人 You're the guy... You're the dude
我要和杰克一起玩 that's, uh, gonna be hanging with, uh, Jack.
-很高兴认识你 -我是禅宗 - Nice to meet you. - I'm Zen.
是的 就像佛教一样 Yeah, like the Buddhism.
我就住在大门那边 而且我很有钱 I live through the gate there, and, uh, I'm independently wealthy
因为一家科技公司被买断了 due to a tech buyout.
-当然 -我在上午冲浪 - Of course. - I surf in the AM.
在黛比的花园里度过余下的时光 Spend the rest of the day here in Debbie's garden.
-你的院子呢? -我的院子? - What about your yard? - My yard?
哦 我不打扫院子 我认识一个人 Oh, I don't do my yard, I got a guy for that.
他在那儿嘿! There he is. Hey!
-是吗? -是的! - Yeah? - Yeah!
伙计 他太有趣了 Dude, he's so funny.
他来自斯波坎 He's from Spokane.
好的很高兴认识你 Okay. Well, it was nice to meet you.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
-好的 -再见 禅宗 - Okay. - Bye, Zen.
好吧 继续 All right, back at it.
-你不知道禅宗? -不 - You didn't know about Zen? - Nope.
所以你和妈妈什么都告诉对方… So the whole thing where you and Mom tell each other everything...
是的 不 我们不会…那是大人的话 Yeah, no, we're not gonna... That's grown -up talk.
好的 Okay.
她整晚都没睡吗? Did she stay up all night doing this?
你妈妈疯了 Your mom's crazy.
我很清楚 I am well aware.
好吧 让我们… All right, let's, um...
哦,嘿!我做到了我在布鲁克林 Oh, hey! I made it. I'm in Brooklyn.
是……你回家了吗?你看到我的便利贴了吗? Are... Are you home yet? Did you see my Post -Its?
-是啊 他们很难被忽视 黛布 -好的 - Yeah, they're kinda hard to miss, Deb. - Okay.
最重要的是你要喂他吃早餐 The most important thing is that you feed him breakfast,
然后你帮他打包午餐 帮他取处方 then you pack his lunch, and then you pick up his prescriptions
在去学校的路上 on the way to school.
嗯嗯 Uh -huh.
哦 另一件最重要的事情是你拿到名单 Oh, and the other most important thing is that you get the list
他过敏的东西就在咖啡机旁边 of things that he's allergic to. It's right by the coffee maker.
-哦!原谅我 -哦 哇 层压 好了 - Oh! Excuse me. - Oh, wow. Laminated. Nice.
-哦 这个写着“紧急” -是的 - Oh, this one says "urgent." - Yeah.
我忘了标注无坚果坚果酱了 And I forgot to label the nut -free nut butter.
但它在里面它在…你…… But it's in there. It's in the... Do you...
-是的 -我不知道那是什么 - Yeah. - I don't know what that is.
对了 杰克 杰克 你开始写历史论文了吗? Oh, and Jack, Jack, have you started your history paper?
已经开始了 Already started it.
好吧 那说明他什么都没做 彼得你得提醒他 Okay, that means he's done nothing, Peter. You have to remind him.
好吧 他得选个论文 Okay, he has to pick a thesis.
他发动了美西战争 我认为是针对西班牙的战争 He's doing the Spanish -American War, which is, I think, against Spain.
-是吗 黛布? -我不确定 - Yeah, Deb? - I'm not sure.
-杰克没事 -哦 嗨! - Jack is okay. - Oh, hi!
哦 天哪这里有这么多人这太疯狂了 Oh, my gosh. There are so many people here. It's crazy.
我们会想出晚餐的 We're gonna figure out dinner.
不 你不用担心 因为我晚饭没吃 Oh, no, you don't have to worry about it, because I left dinner.
阿……打开冰箱 O... Open the freezer.
-等等 这上面还写着“紧急” -杰克喜欢那些砂锅菜 - Wait, this also says "urgent." - Jack loves those casseroles.
你知道 我可以…我可以请客吃饭 You know, I could... I could buy dinner.
彼得 我知道你很有钱 Peter, I know that you have a lot of money,
但我真的不想让你带他出去 but I really don't want you getting him take -out,
和…还有其他很花哨的东西 and... and other things that are fancy.
是的,好吧!作业 然后被冻住了……吃晚饭 Yeah, okay! Homework, and then frozen... for dinner.
我知道还有件事我忘了告诉你 I know there's something else I forgot to tell you.
该死 我忘了跟你说什么了 Shoot, I forgot what I forgot to tell you.
黛比,停下来 Debbie, stop.
T…深呼吸 T... Take a breath.
环顾四周 Look around.
是的 好好享受吧 Yeah, enjoy it.
-回头打给我们 -好的 - Call us later. - Okay.
-你对墨西哥食物过敏? -没有 - You allergic to Mexican food? - No.
借过 借过 Excuse me, pardon me.
不好意思 我要去彼得·科尔曼家 Uh, um, excuse me, I'm gonna go to Peter Coleman's.
现在有四个轮子的车了 You know, they make those with four wheels now.
它们被称为“纺纱机” They're called "spinners."
对,所以…… Right, so...
明白了 Got it.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
这太棒了 This is gorgeous.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
哇 Whoa.
什么! ? What!?
通过颜色?真的吗? By color? Really?
天啊 彼得 Oh, my God, Peter.
等等 把手在哪里?你怎么打开这个? Wait, where are the handles? How do you even open this?
这是什么? What is this?
哦! Oh!
这太可悲了 That's just sad.
彼得 Peter.
上面还贴着贴纸 They still have stickers on them.
一杯25美元?我的天啊 Twenty -five dollars for a glass? Oh, my God.
彼得 Peter.
你能做并不意味着你应该做 Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
好吧……我们该怎么办? Okay... what should we do?
我还有作业要做 Well, I have homework that I should probably do.
天啊 我刚到! God, I just got here!
什么……这是……这是我们的夜晚! What... It's... This is our night!
这是我们的机会!我们有特价…我们的创作者! It's our occasion! We're having a special... We're occasioning!
-这是…这不是一个词 -就是现在! - It's... That's not a word. - It is now!
让我们……我们可以……我们可以看电影 Let's... We can... We can watch a movie.
是的,没有 Yeah, no.
我们有三个遥控器呃 我能看看吗? We have three remotes. Uh, can I see that?
这个控制电视 它可以确保DVD播放机没有开着 This one controls the TV and it makes sure the DVD player isn't on.
-这个是控制声音的 -是啊 我本来打算这么做的 - This one controls the sound. - Oh, yeah, I was gonna do that.
都是体积的问题 It's all volume.
这个控制电缆 以确保Wi -Fi工作正常 This one controls the cable to make sure the Wi -Fi is working.
哦 是的这个也是接收器 And, oh, yeah. This one also is the receiver.
知道那个序列了 Got that sequence.
但是我不能边吃边看电视 But I'm not supposed to watch TV while I eat.
而且绝不在做作业之前 And never before homework.
可怜的孩子 You poor child.
如果我知道这房子里发生了什么 Had I known what was going on in this house,
我早就来了 I would have come a lot sooner.
谢谢 Thanks.
你知道吗 我妈妈总说你有点不负责任 You know, my mom always says you're kinda irresponsible.
她称你为“不生苔的滚石” She calls you, "a rolling stone that gathers no moss."
不管那是什么 Whatever that is.
是吗? She does, huh?
是啊 她还说你对女人很差劲 Yeah, she also says you're terrible with women.
啊! Ah!
啊你的妈妈! Ah. Your mom!
但我很高兴你能来 因为你很冷静 But I'm psyched you're here, 'cause you're chill.
严寒 Chill.
噢,停下停止一切这就是我们要看的电影 Oh, stop. Stop everything. That's the movie we're gonna watch.
-外星人? -是啊 你看过吗? - Alien? - Yeah, have you seen it?
-不 很吓人吗? -太可怕了 - No, is it scary? - It's terrifying.
太酷了! Cool!
哦 不 那不是… Oh, no, that's not...
这里怎么这么冷? Why is it so cold in here?
热…… Heat...
嗯… Hmm...
热! Heat!
哦! Oh!
啊… Ah...
哦!嗨 Oh! Hi.
呃 对不起 我…我听不见 Uh, I'm sorry, I... I can't hear you.
你只需要指向传感器 You just have to point at the sensor.
我的天啊谢谢你！ Oh, my God. Thank you.
嗯… Uh...
嗨 我是黛比 Hi, I'm Debbie.
等一下你是黛比吗?彼得一直在说你! Wait a second. Are you the Debbie? Peter talks about you all the time!
哦 是的 我想那就是我 Oh, yeah, I guess that's me.
你是谁? Um, who are you?
我是明卡 我有点尴尬 I'm Minka, and I am a skosh embarrassed.
我以为彼得在这里 我什么都没穿 I thought Peter was here and I am not wearing anything under this.
-我猜到了 -是啊 我觉得自己像个白痴 - I figured that. - Yeah, I feel like an idiot.
哦 别担心 Oh, don't worry about it.
我们都做过这样的事 半裸着敲门要钱… We've all done the thing where we knock on the door half -naked for some g...
你和彼得… So you and Peter are...
我们是我们以前是 We were. We used to.
六个月后我们分手了 We broke up after six months
然后他开始和贝卡约会 and then he started dating this woman Becca,
但通过仔细研究她的社交活动 but through the careful study of her socials,
我知道他们分手了 I figured out they broke up.
所以我想我应该过来… So I thought I would come over and...
-所以你就这样坐着 顺便问一下 彼得在哪儿? - So that is how you sit there. - By the way, where is Peter?
他住在我在洛杉矶的家 Oh, he's staying at my place in LA.
-我只在这里待几天 -可爱! - And I'm just here for a few days. - Cute!
我能请你喝一杯吗? Can I buy you a drink?
没有别有用心 No ulterior motive.
我不会问你为什么彼得情绪这么低落 I will not ask you why Peter is so emotionally, like, broken.
我很乐意 但是 我明天就要开始上课了 Oh, I would love that, but, um, I'm starting classes tomorrow.
我得早起我在做这个节目 然后… I have to get up early. I'm doing this program, and...
-不管怎样 下次吧 -当然! - Anyway, maybe some other time. - Yeah, sure!
我带你去褐石屋俱乐部彼得和我就是在那里认识的 I will take you to the Brownstone Club. That's where Peter and I met.
你知道吗 你很棒 You know, you are great.
我喜欢你 I like you.
我喜欢你的性感 x世代 地球老妈 I dig this whole sexy, Gen -X, Earth Mama thing you've got going on.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你要和敏卡聚会? You're gonna party with Minka?
她问我愿不愿意什么时候一起去喝一杯 She asked if maybe I wanted to go for a drink sometime.
-哦 真漂亮! -正确的 - Oh, fancy! - Right.
-嘿 你们今晚有什么安排? -嗯… - Hey, what are you guys doing tonight? - Um...
-我们做了什么?嗯 没什么特别的 -哦 他在吗? - What did we do? Um, nothing special. - Oh, is he there?
他想和我谈谈吗? Does he want to talk to me?
呃,他的……他现在正在做作业 所以… Uh, he's... he's actually doing his homework right now, so...
哦!哦 那很好 Oh! Oh, that's good.
对了 你知道吗 Hey, uh, by the way, are you aware
有一位绅士 他的屁股裂开了 that there is a gentleman and his butt crack
一整天都在你的院子里? in your yard all ding -dong day?
哦 是的 那是禅宗他只是……他经常出现 Oh, yeah, that's Zen. He just... He's around a lot.
这是,呃…你知道 他把花园打理得很好 It's, uh... You know, he does a really great job with the garden
和…所以我就让他做他的事我没提过禅宗吗? and... and so I just let him do his thing. Um, did I not mention Zen?
是的不 不 你没告诉我有个人住在你的院子里 Yeah. No, no, you failed to mention that there is a man living in your yard.
彼得 我只想说谢谢你这个地方太棒了 Um, Peter, I just want to say thank you. This place is amazing.
-很舒服 而且… -真的吗? - It's just comfortable and... - Really?
不 不完全是非常非常空 No, not really. It's very, very empty.
看起来有人把你的东西都偷走了 It looks like somebody stole all your stuff.
是啊 如果他们有 他们都带来了 因为你有所有的东西 Yeah, well, if they did, they brought it all here, 'cause you have all the stuff.
就像 字面上 所有的东西 现在 过去 和永远都在这里 Like, literally, all the things that are, were, and ever shall be, are here.
哦,真的吗?你既没有照片也没有小摆设 Oh, really? Well, you don't have a photo or a knickknack.
我不做小摆设我从来都不买 I don't do knickknacks. I don't buy them, like, ever.
我已经不买小摆设了 I have nixed the knickknacks.
哦 对了 你的书都是用颜色标注的 这… Oh, by the way, your books are all color -coded, which is...
我是说 我知道纽约改变了你 但那一次对我打击很大 I mean, I knew New York had changed you, but that one hit me hard.
是的 我的装修师做的 Yeah, my decorator did that.
太恶心了 我不敢相信你居然这么大声说出来 That's just gross, and I can't believe you said it out loud.
还有 你没有洛杉矶的纪念品吗? Also, you don't have any mementos from LA?
不!你知道我对曼妥思的规矩 No! You know my policy on mentos.
那么 让我问你一个问题 So, let me ask you a question.
我不是想打探 但你和明卡怎么了? I mean, I'm not trying to pry, but what happened with Minka?
她好像是你喜欢的类型她是那么柔滑光滑 She seems like she's your type. She's so silky and sleek.
好吧,什么?她不是水獭 Okay, what? She's not an otter.
-怎么了? -我不知道 我不… - What happened? - I don't know. I don't...
你了解我我可能做了什么事把事情搞砸了 You know me. I probably did something to screw it up.
哦 别说了 Oh, stop it.
好吧 让化石记录证明我对女人很差劲 Yeah, well, let the fossil record show that I am terrible with women.
在…事实上 有人会说我是“不生苔的滚石” In... In fact, some would say that I am "a rolling stone that gathers no moss."
哦,什么? Uh, what?
是啊 你要知道 你孩子就是个筛子 好吗? Oh, yeah, just so you know, your kid's a sieve, all right?
所以你说的关于我的一切 我都要听一遍 So everything you've ever said about me, I'm about to hear.
好吧 我没有…我不是那样说的 Okay, I didn't... I didn't say it like that.
-好吧 我…我做到了 我说过 -是的 - Okay, yeah, I... I did. I said that. - Yeah.
-但我想他误会我了 -是的 我确定 对的,看 - But I think he misunderstood me. - Yeah, I'm sure. Right, look.
外面已经很晚了你应该去睡觉 It's getting late out there. You should go to sleep.
因为我有一大堆事情要做 And 'cause I have a list of things that's a mile long
那是一个疯子留给我做的 that was left here for me to do by a crazy person.
“晚安”疯子说 "Goodnight," said the crazy person.
跟杰克说再见我们以后在网上见 Say bye to Jack. And I'll see you later on the interwebs.
我回头再找你! I'll find you later!
-晚安 -再见 - Goodnight. - Bye.
所以呢?我给你留下了终生的伤疤吗? So? Did I scar you for life?
谁在乎呢?太棒了!我妈绝对不会让我看的 Who cares? That was dope! My mom would've never let me watch that.
我长得像你妈妈吗? Do I look like your mom?
♬嘘 闭嘴♬ ♪ Shoo, shut up ♪
看在上帝的份上你不能… For the love of God. You can't...
“彼得” "Peter."
“谢谢” "Thank."
“你” "You."
“所以” "So."
“多” "Much."
“别毁了我的孩子” "Don't screw up my kid."
是的 Yeah.
哦 太贴心了! Oh, that's so sweet!
♬莉兹 莉兹 ♪ Liz, Liz ♪
她教会了我如何给予 ♪ She taught me how to give ♪
♬是莉兹 莉兹 ♪ It was Liz, Liz ♪
♬哦 她教会了我如何生活 ♪ Oh, she taught me how to live ♪
♬哦 是莉兹 莉兹 ♪ Oh, it was Liz, Liz ♪
♬Liz 哦 Liz ♪ Liz, oh, Liz ♪
♬嘘 闭嘴♬ ♪ Shoo, shut up ♪
-♪是♪ -♪嘘 闭嘴♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Shoo, shut up ♪
-啊 宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 海湾♬ -♬嘘 闭嘴♬ - ♪ Ah, baby, baby, baby, bay -bay -bay ♪ - ♪ Shoo, shut up ♪
♪巴贝 -巴贝 -巴贝 -巴贝♬ ♪ Ba -bay -bay -bay, ba -bay -bay -bay ♪
-♬嘘 闭嘴♬ -♬呜 呃♬ - ♪ Shoo, shut up ♪ - ♪ Whoo, uh ♪
♬她不会一个人吃饭 ♪ She don't eat alone ♪
♬她独自回家 ♪ She goes home alone ♪
♪太多的时间孤单♪ ♪ Too much time alone ♪
♬独自打电话的时间♬ ♪ Time alone on the phone ♪
♬没有人 没有人 没有人打电话给♬ ♪ And nobody, nobody, nobody calls ♪
♬没有人 没有人 没有人打电话给♬ ♪ Nobody, nobody, nobody calls ♪
♬她变得孤独 ♪ She gets lonely ♪
♬她想抱着我♬ ♪ And she wants to hold me ♪
♬哦 但是我不拿东西♬ ♪ Oh, but I don't hold things ♪
♬不 我太孤独了♬ ♪ No, I'm too lonely for that ♪
♬哇 麻烦麻烦 麻烦的电话♬ ♪ Whoa, troubling Troubling, troubling calls ♪
♬你看到我在商场外抽橙汁吗 ♪ Catch me vaping Orange Juice Outside of the mall ♪
♬我变得孤独 ♪ I get lonely ♪
♬所以我去商店行窃 哦 ♪ So I go shoplifting, oh ♪
♬总比坐着好……♪ ♪ It's better than sitting... ♪
“他对所有坚果、大部分豆类都过敏 "He's allergic to all nuts, most legumes,
杏仁 开心果 腰果 山核桃 澳洲坚果 almonds, pistachios, cashews, pecans, macadamias,
榛子、核桃、巴西坚果、椰子” hazelnuts, walnuts, Brazilian, coconuts. "
哦 Oh.
“向日葵黄油” "Sunflower butter."
不是坚果好的 Not a nut. Okay.
好吧橙子不在清单上 All right. Oranges, not on the list.
好了 需要一把刀… All right, need a knife...
嘿,现在! Hey, now!
嘿 伙计 Oh, hey, man.
嘿! Hey!
-是的 -我们在这里做什么? - Yeah. - What are we doing here?
我只是…我要… I'm just... I gotta...
天呐 Holy shit.
杰克? Jack?
好吧 我们开始吧 Okay, let's do this.
这东西除了能释放精灵还能做什么? Hey, what's this thing do besides release a genie?
它能冲洗我的鼻窦 It flushes out my sinuses.
恶心 Gross.
你做午饭了吗? Did you make lunch?
-我正在努力 -早餐呢? - I'm working on it. - What about breakfast?
你没有做早餐 是吗?好的 You didn't make breakfast, did you? Okay.
-给你的无麸质煎饼 -谢谢 - Gluten -free pancakes for you. - Thanks.
-谢谢 -给你的 - Thank you. - For you.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thank you.
-能给我一个吗? -没有 - Can I get one of those? - No.
—检查层压卡 -没有 - Check the laminated card. - No.
-我对咖啡不过敏 来吧 -你没在喝咖啡 我们的焦点 - I'm not allergic to coffee. Come on. - You're not drinking coffee. Let's focus.
这些洗鼻壶和盒饭 These neti pots, and packed lunches,
早餐 适合年龄的电影? breakfasts, age -appropriate movies?
不是我的菜 不是我的强项 对吧? Not my thing, not my strength, right?
但没关系 因为我是来关注你的 But that's okay, 'cause I'm here to focus on you.
好的 我的…我在这里的工作很简单 Okay, and my... my work here is very simple.
它教会你向别人讲述你的故事 It's to teach you to tell a story to other people about you
这比你自己讲的故事好 that is better than the story that you tell yourself.
因为我们给自己讲的故事非常有限 'Cause the stories we tell ourselves are very limiting.
-我没听懂 什么意思? -好的 举个例子 - I'm not following. What do you mean? - Okay, example.
让我们找一个我们都认识的人 你妈妈 Look, let's take someone we both know, your mom.
-好的 -你妈妈是我认识的最聪明的人 - Okay. - Your mom is the smartest person I know.
好吧?我们第一次见面时 她野心勃勃 Okay? When we first met, she was extremely ambitious.
她想当编辑什么的 但随着时间的推移 She wanted to be an editor, or whatever, but then over time,
她开始相信自己必须实际一点 she started to believe that she had to be practical,
她必须理智 and she had to be sensible,
这就是她给自己讲的故事 and that is the story that she told herself.
“负责” "Be responsible."
-所以这不是你的故事? -不 co… - So that's not your story? - No, co...
我们是在说我吗? Are we talking about me?
你总是用问题来回答问题吗? Do you always answer a question with a question?
你总是用问题来回答问题吗? Do you always answer a question to a question with a question?
你搬到纽约真的是因为地震吗? Did you really move to New York because of the earthquakes?
-因为我妈不相信 -好吧 我们能说重点吗? - 'Cause my mom doesn't believe that. - All right, can we stay on message here?
听着 在品牌重塑之初 Okay, look, in the beginning of a rebrand,
我喜欢做一件叫做“全球重组”的事情 对吧? I like to do a thing called a "global realignment," all right?
这是对世界的一种姿态 就你们而言 韦德和黄鼠狼脸…… And that is a gesture to the world, in your case, Wade and Weasel Face...
埃文 你所能提供的 Evan, of what you have to offer.
今天 你必须提供这些 Today, you have to offer these.
-国王队比赛的座位? -什么…这些不是座位 - Seats to the Kings game? - What are... These aren't seats.
这些是豪华包厢的门票 These are tickets to a luxury box.
这不是贿赂他们和我做朋友吗? Isn't that bribing them to be friends with me?
啊 这就是品牌重塑的切入点 Ah, and this is where the rebrand comes in.
所以我们要把"贿赂"这个词重新定义为"激励" So we're gonna rebrand the word "bribing" with "incentivization."
这不是一个词 That's not a word.
在我这行 我们需要什么词就造什么词 In my line of work, we make up the words that we need.
这是一种素描 That's kind of sketch.
现在你明白了这就是“素描” Now you're getting it. There you go, "sketch."
-看…看看我的速写咖啡 -我真的想要一个 - Look at... Look at my sketch coffee. - I really want one of those.
记住 放学后我来接你 Hey, uh, remember, I'm gonna pick you up after school.
-我们要去看国王队的比赛好吧? -好吧 - We're gonna go to that Kings game. Okay? - Yeah, okay.
明白了我们有一个很大的私人包厢 你想邀请谁都可以 Got it. And we got the big private box so you can invite whoever you want.
-因为这是豪华包厢 -是的 放学后见 彼得 - 'Cause it's the luxury box. - Yeah. See you after school, Peter.
放学后我们去看国王队比赛的时候见! We'll see you after school when we go to the Kings game!
是的 大比赛!我们走吧! Yep, big game! Let's go!
是啊 还有那么多糖果和冰淇淋! Yeah, with all that candy and ice cream!
-嘿!咖啡吗? -你买吗? - Hey! Coffee? - You buying?
是的哦!哦 对了 我们能买一个吗 呃…黄油咖啡? Yeah. Oh! Oh, yeah, can we get one of those, uh... the butter coffees?
-用黄油… -他在模仿 - With the butter... - He's miming.
他是假唱 He's miming.
是的 他是 Yes, he is.
-那真的很好 -我一直在努力 - That's actually really good. - I've been working on it.
♬我们是余烬 ♪ We were embers ♪
♬走进一个房间 却不记得为什么你会站在那里♬ ♪ Walked in a room and can't remember Why you're standing there ♪
♪迷失在回忆里♪ ♪ Lost in a memory ♪
♬只是盯着一张空椅子♬ ♪ Just staring at an empty chair ♪
♬有一堆火但它在余晖中消失了♬ ♪ There was a fire But it faded in the afterglow ♪
我们抽干了空气…♪ ♪ We took the air out... ♪
这就跟你问声好！早上好! Hi! Good morning!
♬余烬♬ ♪ Embers ♪
♬我们是余烬 ♪ We were embers ♪
♬余烬♬ ♪ Embers ♪
嗨 Hi.
我只是喜欢新的学习用品 Ah, I just love new school supplies.
的味道…新铅笔! The smell... of new pencils!
是不是很棒? Isn't it great?
你知道你不需要记笔记的都在网上 You know you don't have to take notes. It's all online.
我知道 但我发现如果我写出来… Oh, I know, but I find if I write it...
-大家好 -…它进入我的大脑… - Hello, everyone. - ...it goes in my brain...
-欢迎来到风险建模中的统计学 -我们以后再谈 - Welcome to Statistics in Risk Modeling. - We'll talk later.
我们还有很多事要做我们从这里开始 Now, we got a lot to cover. So let's get started here.
首先 我们开始 First, we're going to start
通过回顾建模问题和方法的类型 by reviewing types of modeling problems and methods,
包括监督学习和非监督学习 including supervised versus unsupervised learning.
你知道的 我知道的太多了 You know, that was a lot of information.
你想不想找个时间 我们可以分享笔记 或者…? Do you feel like sometime, we could share notes, or...?
-嘿! -嗨 - Hey! - Hey.
天啊 那门课太无聊了 Oh, my God, that class was so boring.
哦,你好! Oh, hi!
你的第一节课怎么样? -还好 - How was your first class? - It was fine.
我们说好的那杯酒 你有心情吗? Now, that drink we talked about, you in the mood?
-当然! -太棒了!我就在你身边 - Yeah, sure! - Great! I'm right near you.
那我就来接你再见!再见! So, I'll come pick you up. See you soon! Bye!
在这节文学课上 你要准备大量阅读 In this literature class, prepare yourself to do a lot of reading.
我们要处理一些大的小说 我说的是厚的 We're gonna be tackling some big novels, I'm talking about the chunky ones.
我说的是真正的拦路虎 I'm talking some real door -stoppers.
在这门课上 《安娜·卡列尼娜》是一本小册子 In this class, Anna Karenina is a pamphlet.
我是读乌里斯、克拉维尔和米切纳的书长大的 I grew up reading Uris, and Clavell, and Michener.
哈利!别忘了亚历克斯·海莉 Haley! Do not forget Alex Haley.
读一本印刷很小很小的大部头书的兴奋感从来没有消失过 Never got over the thrill of reading a massive book with tiny, tiny print.
是的! Yes!
哦,嗯… Oh, uh...
不 不 不对不起 No, no, no. Sorry.
有多少人读过亚历克斯·哈利的马尔科姆·艾克斯自传? How many of you have read Alex Haley's Autobiography of Malcolm X?
手吗?好吧…… Hands? Okay...
哦 嘿 背包小姐!你准备好了吗? Oh, hey, Miss Backpack! You ready?
-真快啊 -可爱的大学 - That was fast. - Cute college.
对吧? Right?
我是说 我个人对学校过敏 I mean, I'm personally allergic to school.
我拿到微分学硕士学位后 After I got the master's in differential calculus,
我说:“够了!”你知道吗?好的 跟我来 I was like, "Enough!" You know? Okay, follow me.
你是说微积分吗? Did you say differential calculus?
这么好笑你直接跑进练习场了 So funny. You ran, like, right into the practice station.
伙计 我右鞋的鞋带断了又不是我的错! Dude, it's not my fault the lace on my right skate snapped!
哇!看看这些! Whoa! Look at these!
,伙计!果冻豆 -我喜欢!那些是我的最爱! - Dude! Jelly beans. - I love those! Those are my favorite!
伙计 我觉得这是肉桂味的超级辣 Dude, I think this is the cinnamon one that's super spicy.
-真的吗? -你吃过肉桂Jolly Rancher吗? - Really? - You ever had the cinnamon Jolly Rancher?
-辣的那个? -是的 - The spicy one? - Yeah.
哦!我喜欢这些肉桂…辣的! Oh! I love those cinnamon... spicy ones!
太辣了我很好我不太喜欢那些 That's so spicy. I'm good. I don't really like those ones.
嘿 嘿 这些东西都不在过敏清单上 Hey, hey, none of this stuff is on the allergy list,
可以开始了 so you're good to go.
所以你就尽情享受吧 So just go nuts, have at it.
-不吃任何坚果 -我觉得那是甘草 - Without eating any nuts. - I think that's actually licorice.
他们为什么不和我说话? Why aren't they talking to me?
-点! -他们会的! - Dots! - They will!
他们会别担心我们走吧 They will. Don't worry about it. Let's go.
我们去买件球衣什么的我们把装备穿上吧我们走吧走,王! We'll, hey, get a jersey or something. Let's get our kit on. Let's go. Go, Kings!
好吧 我要喝一杯 Okay, I need a drink.
哦,是的我们去喝一杯吧! Oh, yes. Let's have a drink!
-首先 我太渴了 -我知道! - For one, I'm so thirsty. - I know!
噢! Ooh!
好的 Okay.
等一下…这些人看起来真不错 Wait a second. The... These people look really fancy.
是啊 你必须是某个人或者认识某个人 而我两者都是 Yeah, you have to be someone or know someone, and I'm both.
也可能两者都不是这就是我的优点 And also kind of neither. That's what's great about me.
哦,哇 Oh, wow.
我觉得我不适合这里 Uh, I don't think I fit in here.
我是说 很明显但你和我在一起来吧 I mean, obviously. But you're with me. Come on.
谢谢你 佩特拉! Thank you, Petra!
顺便说一下 我们不需要谈论彼得 By the way, we do not have to talk about Peter.
哦,好的明白了 Oh, okay. Got it.
老实说,兄弟 Honestly, bro.
-是的! -我是说 他有… - Yeah! - I mean, he had it...
-他一开始就有 对吧?,伙计! - He had it at the start, right? - Dude!
-他真的有… -伙计们 伙计们! - He literally had it... - Guys, guys!
你看了上次的集会吗? Did you see that last rally?
太疯狂了 是吧? That was crazy, huh?
那就像…那是素描! That was, like... That was sketch!
或者用加拿大人的话说 那是素描 对吧? Or as the Canadians would say, that was sketch, eh?
他在说什么? What is he talking about?
-只要注意… -好吧 - Just be conscious of... - All right.
曼哈顿少女为您服务 Manhattan Maiden for you.
噢! Ooh!
还有你的花园荣耀 And the Garden Glory for you.
哦 Oh.
-享受! -谢谢 - Enjoy! - Thank you.
我是喝还是浇? Am I supposed to drink it or water it?
你和彼得是怎么认识的? So how did you and Peter meet again?
我们是不是该不提彼得了? Is this the part where we don't talk about Peter?
-嗯嗯 -好的 - Mm -hmm. - Okay.
这就是那部分 This is that part.
简而言之 我们有过一次 Well, short story, we hooked up once,
然后他离开了 我们成了朋友 and then he bailed, and we became friends.
你嫁给了别人 And you married someone else.
-嗯 登山者吉米 毫米 - Mm, Jimmy the mountain climber. - Mm.
这很有趣 因为当时 我觉得他是一个安全的选择 Which is funny, 'cause at the time, he felt like a safe choice for me.
-嗯 -他对我很有信心 - Mm. - He was just very sure about me.
嗯 Mmm.
但最终 他想要进行一次大冒险 But, ultimately, he wanted to go on big adventures,
我的冒险就是读书和当妈妈 and my adventures are reading books and being a mom.
所以 我们意识到他需要一个愿意一直陪在他身边的人 So, we realized he needed somebody who always wanted to be by his side
但我不会是那样的人 and that just wasn't gonna be me.
那你现在的感情生活呢? And your love life now?
有点像…… Sort of like...
开阔草原上的风 或者…… wind on an open prairie, or...
空阁楼上的脚步声 footsteps in an empty attic,
或者那些是什么… or what are those...
风滚草穿过一个古老的鬼城有点像这样 Tumbleweeds going through an old ghost town. Sort of like that.
好吧 我们得去查了 Okay, we need to get on that.
好吧 祝你好运已经一分钟了 Well, good luck. It's been a minute.
哦 我认识那个人 Oh, I know that guy.
他是我们学校的教授 戴领结的那个 He's a professor at my school, the guy with the bow tie.
-哇 和他坐在一起的那个人… -我的天啊 - Wow, the guy he is sitting with is... - Oh, my God.
我知道他很暴躁 I know. He is fuego.
哦 不 是的 那个…这位是西奥·马丁 Oh, no, yes, that... And that's, uh, Theo Martin.
他是邓肯出版社的编辑 He's the editor of Duncan Press.
嗯 Mmm.
他们出版了世界上最好的当代小说 They publish the best contemporary fiction on earth.
嗯,是的我只听名人的简介 Mmm, yeah. I only listen to celebrity bios.
罗伯·劳的那件是我最喜欢的当然是第一个 The Rob Lowe one is my favorite. The first one, of course.
西奥·马丁太出名了 Theo Martin is so famous.
而且 他很帅 而且他和你认识的人坐在一起 Also, he's yummy, and he's sitting with someone you know.
-他很有魅力 这是真的 -所以 来吧 - He's very attractive, that's true. - So, come on.
等等 你要去哪里?哦,哦……好吧也许我该带上我的植物 Wait, where you going? Oh, oh... okay. Maybe I should bring my plant.
-是真的 你知道 雄心勃勃 -你好!抱歉打扰了 - It's true. You know, ambitious. - Hi! Sorry to barge over.
但我们在那边看到你了… But we saw you from over there...
坚持住 你!你是我的同班同学 Hold on, you! You were in my class.
-你走过来 我看到…是的,你好 -是的!那是我 - You came over and I saw... Yeah, hi. - Yeah! That was me.
我永远不会忘记一条牛仔裙 I never forget a denim skirt.
可爱的!这真是一个很酷的故事!我的星我是黛比你是谁? Cute! That's a really cool story! I'm Minka. This is Debbie. You are?
-邓肯出版社的西奥·马丁 -是的 - Theo Martin from Duncan Press. - Yes.
我认出你了我读过邓肯出版社的每一本书 I recognized you. I've read every Duncan Press book.
哇嗯 不是每本书我是说 不可能 Wow. Well, not every book. I mean, no way.
是的,方式! Yes, way!
好吧 870页的大部头 故事发生在南太平洋的海盗船上? Okay, 870 -page tome set on a pirate ship in the South Pacific?
霍巴特的地平线我两天就读完了啊哈! Hobart's Horizon. I read it in two days. Ahoy!
好吧 以克里特岛为背景的间谍小说 All right, spy novel set in Crete.
哦 谎言海洋!我是说 最好的之一! Oh, Ocean of Lies! I mean, one of the best!
我连续说了一个星期:“Eímai katáskopos!” I kept saying for a week, "Eímai katáskopos!"
抱歉? Sorry?
-希腊语里是"我是间谍"的意思 -“我是间谍 ” - That's, um, Greek for "I am a spy." - "I am a spy."
-确定 -好的 我知道了 我知道了 - Sure. - All right, I got it, I got it.
你没读过沙尘暴的书 因为没人读过沙尘暴的书 You did not read the Dust Bowl book, because no one read the Dust Bowl book.
响尾蛇唱歌的地方我…它上市那天我就买了 Where The Rattlesnake Sings. I... I bought it the day it came out.
是你吗?我很确定我们只卖了一份 That was you? I'm pretty sure we only sold the one copy.
那是我!我买了! That was me! I bought it!
-哇 -不管怎样 是的 - Wow. - Anyway, yeah.
年代……这么多蔬菜 S... So many vegetables.
哦 我知道 这是不是很疯狂? Oh, I know, isn't this crazy?
我甚至说:“哦 什么?我要不要在我的crudité拼盘上沾点酒?” I even said, "Oh, what? Should I get some dip with my crudité platter?"
-很高兴见到你们俩! -是的 你也是 - It was so nice to meet you both! - Yeah, you too.
能告诉我你的电话号码吗? Can I get your number, actually?
我偶尔也有战舰要送人 甚至有签名的 I occasionally have galleys to give away, signed ones even.
我很乐意! I would love that!
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
给 输入你的号码 Here, put in your number.
啊 Ah.
好的 Okay.
-好吧!再见,孩子们! -再见 - Okay! Ciao, boys! - Ciao.
-我们走这边 -天哪 他喜欢你! - We're gonna go this way. - OMG, he is into you!
-不 他不是 -好吧 - No, he's not. - Uh, okay.
-他很友好 -不 他不是 - He's being nice. - No, he's not.
这就是"喜欢你"的样子 That is what "into you" looks like.
哦,拜托! Oh, please!
你对书迷的喜爱 还有你和彼得读书的样子 都很可爱 It's cute how you like the book people, and how you and Peter actually read books.
它非常可爱 It's very cute.
是的 我们一直都有这个共同点 Yeah, we always had that in common.
我们只是两个老式的书迷 We were just two old -fashioned book lovers.
是的,当然 Yeah, sure.
还有他写的书 And, well, there's the book he wrote.
-什么书? -新奇的 大的 巨大的 - What book? - Novel, big thing, massive.
什么?不 What? No.
“什么?”是的 "What?" Yeah.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
我跟你说 他写了一整本厚厚的书 I'm telling you, he wrote a whole big fat book.
放在他烤箱里的信封里 Keeps it in an envelope in his oven.
有一次我在烤布朗尼的时候发现的 I found it once when I was trying to bake keto brownies,
顺便说一句 我不建议你这么做 which, by the way, do not recommend.
十分之二食谱里有西葫芦 Two out of ten. There's zucchini in the recipe.
彼得过去想当作家 但搬到这里后就放弃了 Peter used to want to be a writer, but he quit when he moved here.
他……他不再写作了 He... He doesn't write anymore.
嗯嗯 除了… Uh -huh. Except for the part where...
他所做的 he does.
打开它 Open it.
p·科尔曼的《男孩》彼得! The Boy by P. Coleman. Peter!
哇 你很擅长侦探之类的事 Wow. You're good at detective -y things.
等一等 Hold on.
彼得写了一整部小说却从没跟我提过? Peter wrote a whole novel and never mentioned it to me?
你应该读一读 You should read it.
我没读是因为这是本书 I didn't read it because it's a book.
哦 不 我…我看不懂 Oh, no, I... I can't read it.
如果……如果他想让我看 他会告诉我 If... If he wanted me to read it, he would have told me,
因为我们无话不谈 because we tell each other everything.
我是说 很明显 你不知道 I mean, obviously, you don't.
但我们有 But we do.
好的 Okay.
看 这就是问题所在我们告诉彼此…一切 See, that's the thing. We tell each other... everything.
嗯 Mmm.
“一切” "Everything."
好吧 这是个小挫折 对吧? All right, this is a minor setback, right?
在项目开始时 这种情况经常发生 This happens all the time at the beginning of a project.
我们要做的是旋转 好吗?我们会用同样的方法… What we need to do is pivot, okay? We're gonna stay with the same approach...
我不想说话 I don't want to talk.
嘿 Hey.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
吸 That sucked.
我解决问题的能力是… My problem -solving skills are...
我猜 更适合商业世界 I guess, more pertain to the business world.
谢谢你的票我很喜欢看比赛 Thanks for the tickets. I enjoyed watching the game.
好吧 你很有礼貌 Okay, you're being polite.
这很糟糕 This is bad.
的夜晚 'Night.
嘿,你好 Hey, hi.
嘿!你好吗? Hey! How are you doing?
-我没事 -很好很好 - I'm good. - Good, good.
等等 怎么了?这是……你……你所在的地方已经很晚了 Wait, what's wrong? It's... You're... It's late where you are.
哦,不 你知道吗?听起来像echo -y Uh, no. You know what? It sounds echo -y there.
你在浴缸里吗? -不!我不洗澡 - Are you in the bathtub? - No! I don't take baths.
我甚至不洗澡 I don't even get baths.
对的,正确的 Right, right.
我们无话不谈 对吧? You and I tell each other everything, right?
-没有 -什么? - No. - What?
我带杰克去看冰球比赛 I took Jack to the hockey game
他还带了他的朋友韦德和埃文 without asking you first, and he brought his friends Wade and Evan.
你让韦德和埃文跟杰克一起玩? You got Wade and Evan to hang out with Jack?
是的我…是的,是的和…他还吃了披萨 Yes. I... Yeah, yes. And... And he ate pizza.
这是无麸质的披萨 但还是披萨 It was gluten -free pizza, but pizza all the same.
-好吧 彼得 我… -我……我还没说完 - Okay, Peter, I... - I... I'm not done.
我们不会吃你的砂锅菜 黛比 We're not gonna eat your casseroles, Debbie.
嗯,永远他们是恶心 Uh, ever. They're gross.
好的 谢谢这是令人耳目一新的诚实 Okay, thank you. That's a refreshing amount of honesty.
我都拿出来了就是这样 I got it all out. That's it.
听着 你不用什么都向我汇报我相信你 Look, you don't have to report everything to me. I trust you.
-真的? -主要是 - You do? - Mostly.
-你相信我 对吧? -当然 - And you trust me, right? - Of course.
所以 如果你想告诉我任何事 你都可以告诉我 对吧? So, if you ever wanted to tell me about anything, you could, right?
告诉你什么?关于什么? Tell you? About what?
我是说 我不知道 I mean, I don't know.
-比如 如果你有一个特殊的项目 -你想听听我的项目吗? - Like, if you have a special project. - You want to hear about my projects?
我的意思是 你什么都可以告诉我 My point is, you can tell me anything.
我一直都是这么做的 Which is what I do, like, always.
相同我的意思是 完全诚实 Same. I mean, total honesty.
总是这样 Always.
♬我错过了什么♬ ♪ What I've been missing ♪
♬哦♬ ♪ Oh ♪
♪就像我一直错过的♪ ♪ Like what I've been missing ♪
♬哦♬ ♪ Oh ♪
♪就像我一直缺少的东西♪ ♪ Something like what I've been missing ♪
我们必须考虑六个关键因素 There are six critical elements that we have to consider
当决定使用哪个风险模型时 when deciding which risk model to use.
波函数的分布… Distribution of the wave functions...
哇 Wow.
你确定彼得想让你这么做吗? Now, are you sure Peter would want you to do this?
我这么做是为了彼得! I'm doing this for Peter!
-嗯 -哦 他来了 他来了 - Mmm. - Oh, here he comes. Here he comes.
天啊 他见到你太高兴了太可爱了 太恶心了! Oh, God, he is so happy to see you. It's so cute, it's gross!
-嗨 明卡 -你好!嘿 - Hi, Minka. - Hi! Hey.
非常感谢你能来 Thank you so much for coming.
当然 别担心我是……它在我路上 所以… Sure, don't worry about it. I was... It was on my way, so...
哦,好的我想把这份手稿给你 Oh, okay. Well, I wanted to give you this manuscript.
-啊 -我想尽快给你 - Ah. - And I wanted to get it to you ASAP.
-因为我马上就要离开了 等等 这是你的书吗? - Because I'm leaving town soon. - Wait, is this your book?
-是你写的吗? -哦 不不 我没有……不是我写的 - Did you write this? - Oh, no, no. I didn't... I didn't write it.
啊,对了看 事情是这样的 Ah, right. See, the thing is that
每当有人递给我一份手稿 whenever someone just hands me a manuscript,
这是关于…我不知道 我敢说百分之百的时候都是疯了 it's about... I don't know, I'd say 100% of the time basically insane.
也不允许接受意见书 Um, also not allowed to take submissions
除非是经纪人或编辑写的 所以… unless it's from an agent or an editor, so...
这太好了 因为她是编辑 Oh, well, this is perfect because she is the editor.
她编辑了它 She edited -ed it.
对吗? Is that right?
是的 Yes.
-哦 -我是… - Oh. - I'm a, um...
我是个编辑 但是个自由职业者 I'm an edit -ed -or, but freelance.
我读了很多手稿 这本真的很特别 And I read so many manuscripts and this one is really special.
它叫《男孩》 It's called The Boy.
这是关于一个13岁男孩的故事 他的父亲死于中风 And it's about a 13 -year -old boy whose father dies of a stroke,
和……命运的捉弄 and... ...through a twist of fate,
他对自己过敏… he becomes allergic to himself by...
如果他碰到自己的皮肤 就会起水泡我知道 这听起来很悲惨 If he touches his skin, it blisters. I know, it sounds tragic.
但它很神奇 而且…但是… But it's magical and, uh... But...
我很情绪化 因为 嗯… I get emotional about it, because, um...
我有个13岁的儿子 他… I have a 13 -year -old son and he...
-真的吗? -是的 - Oh, you do, really? - Yeah.
我也是 So do I.
Max Max.
我儿子叫杰克 My son's Jack.
哇这是…… Wow. That's...
是的我是说 我…我现在离婚了 但是… Yeah. I mean, I'm... I'm divorced now, but...
我也是嗯…… So am I. Um...
嗯嗯 Mm -hmm.
我很欣赏你的热情 黛比 Well, I appreciate your passion, Debbie.
嗯 所以我会尽我最大的努力尽快阅读它 Um, so I will do my best to read it as soon as possible.
还有 如果有什么办法能让你早点看完 Also, if there's any way that you could read it sooner,
我…这个周末我要走了 I'm... I'm leaving this weekend.
哦 有个钟? Oh, there's a clock?
-不 我不是那个意思… -不 没关系 - No, I don't mean that... - No, it's fine.
-没关系 不 不 没关系 -你很特别 很重要 - It's fine. No, no, it's fine. - You're very special and important.
我不是那个意思但我保证你的时间是值得的 I didn't mean it that way. But I promise it's worth your time.
好吧 好吧我很兴奋能去看看 Okay, all right. I'm excited to check it out.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
-不客气 -你是… - You're very welcome. - You are...
你知道你是什么 You know what you are.
我…我想是的 I... would like to think so, yeah.
-好吧 -好的 - All right. - Okay.
好吧 All right.
-我把书给西奥了吗? -你说了! - Did I just give Theo that book? - You did!
你打算什么时候告诉彼得? Now, when are you going to tell Peter?
彼得 Peter, right.
♬哦 心跳之城 我们来了…♪ ♪ Oh, Heartbeat City, here we come ... ♪
你很了解汽车乐队吗? You know much about The Cars?
你知道的 汽车乐队? You know, the band The Cars?
-你总是这么玩 -是的 - It's what you always play. - Yeah.
你想知道为什么吗? You want to know why?
首先 它们是我爸爸的最爱然后我爸爸就走了 For starters, they were my dad's favorite. So then my dad left.
正如我提到的 你们已经知道 他死了 对吧 As I mentioned, and you already know, he kicked the bucket, right.
所以 有一段时间 我根本不听汽车乐队的歌 So then, for a while, I didn't listen to The Cars at all.
我不能太痛苦了 让我想起了一堆垃圾……年代…… I couldn't. It was, like, too painful and just reminded me of shit... s...
我丢失的东西 stuff that I had lost.
有一天 我在收音机里听到他们 And one day, I heard 'em on the radio.
他们的歌还在我心里 即使他不在了 And their songs were still with me, even if he wasn't.
他们永远都是! And they always will be!
你有很棒的父母 Look, you got great parents,
你住在一个漂亮的小房子里 and you live in a nice little house
被困在山中间 像个滑雪小屋 stuck in the middle of a mountain like a ski chalet.
但我明白 你有你的东西每个人都一样生活很艰难 对吧? But I get it, you got your shit. Everybody does. Life is hard, right?
你去……有时候 它会狠狠地打击你 You go... Sometimes, it kicks you in the teeth.
就像 我的生活一团糟 Like, I do not have my shit together.
我本想成为一名伟大的美国小说家找个人共度一生 I was gonna be a great American novelist and find somebody to spend my life with.
现在我只是一个头发特别好看的孤独男人 And now I'm just a lonely guy with outstanding hair
告诉别人应该成为谁 即使我不确定我知道我是谁 that tells other people who to be, even though I'm not sure I know who I am.
你知道吗? You know?
我有个主意 I got an idea.
-请不要再打品牌了 我求你了 -不 螺丝 - Please no more branding. I'm begging you. - Nope. Screw that.
我们……现在 我们开始行动 We... Now, we are moving on to action.
你…… You...
需要和球队一起打冰球 need to play hockey with the team.
-埃文和韦德坐的那台 是的 -什么? - The one that Evan and Wade are on. Yes. - What?
是的如果……如果你想 我支持 Yes. If... If you want to, I support it.
但不是因为你需要和那些混蛋孩子做朋友 But not because you need to be friends with those asshole kids.
再说一次 我确信他们很棒 And again, I'm sure they're great.
你会让我代表球队出去训练吗? You're gonna let me go out for the team and practice?
是的 Yes.
你会告诉妈妈吗? Are you gonna tell Mom?
所以我想等她回来再告诉她 So I'm thinking maybe we tell her when she gets back.
谢谢 Thanks.
是的去学点东西吧 Yeah. Go learn something.
-我会的 -嗯嗯 - I will. - Mm -hmm.
好了 回见 闪电侠杰克 All right, see you later, Jumpin' Jack Flash.
-没有 -不?好吧 - No. - Nope? All right.
最近怎么样?你看起来很疲惫 How's it going? You look exhausted.
是啊 我昨天搞砸了 而且昨晚没睡 Yeah, I screwed something up yesterday, and, uh, didn't sleep last night,
但后来我……我今天做了一件好事我认为 but then I did... I did a good thing today. I think.
是啊 这句"成为改变人生的成年男性榜样" Yeah, this whole "being a life -changing male adult role model..."
比我预期的要难一点 little trickier than I anticipated.
嗯我觉得你应该让他活着 Hmm. I think you were just supposed to keep him alive.
为了通过这次考试 In order to pass this exam,
人们需要能够描述特定的时间序列模型 one needs to be able to describe specific time series models.
包括指数平滑… Including exponential smoothing...
自回归, ...autoregressive,
以及自回归条件异方差模型 and autoregressive conditional heteroskedastic models.
-你介意拿到外面去吗? -是的 对不起 - Would you mind taking that outside? - Yeah, pardon me.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
等等 我不明白店员怎么说? Wait, I don't understand. What did the assistant say?
好吧 她让我上来见见西奥 Okay, she said to just come up and see Theo.
谢谢你陪我来 我不知道该对这个家伙说什么 And thank you for coming with me, I have no idea what to say to this guy.
我是说 当他对你微笑的时候 谁还能说话呢? I mean, who can say things when he's smiling at you with that smile?
对吧?那微笑 Right? That smile.
好的 这是邓肯·普雷斯 Okay, that's Duncan Press.
-你能行的!你能行的! -好吧 很激动人心 - You got this! You got this! - Okay, very exciting.
哦,男孩 Oh, boy.
早上好 Good morning.
噢,嗨我在找西奥·马丁 Oh, hi. Uh, I'm looking for Theo Martin.
嗯 Mmm.
哦,对不起 Oh, sorry.
-可爱 -我的天啊 看看那些书的封面 - Cute. - Oh, my God. Look at those book covers.
哦 你在这儿受欢迎的你好,星途 Oh, there you are. Welcome. Hello, Minka.
西奥 Theo.
-黛比 -你好! - Debbie. - Hi!
很抱歉你没事先通知就跑到住宅区去了 Sorry to have you run uptown without much notice,
但是这本书 我是说 它……它有很多希望 but this book, I mean, it is... It has a lot of promise.
我的天啊你已经读完整篇文章了吗? Oh, my God. Did you read the whole thing already?
那可有一大堆页啊! That's, like, a shit ton of pages!
是我的助手干的 Well, my assistant did.
她觉得很有潜力 就传给了我 She thought it had potential, and passed it on to me,
我得说 我…我同意 and I gotta say, I... I agree.
哇 Wow.
我也明白你为什么哭了我自己可能也掉了眼泪 I also see why you cried. I may have shed a tear myself.
爸爸 对吧? The dad, right?
特别是,是的我是说 听着 我很感兴趣 Especially, yeah. I mean, look, I'm very interested.
我会…… And I would...
我真的很想尽快和作者谈谈 I would really like to speak to the author as soon as possible.
作者我能不能 嗯… The author. You know, can I, um...
我来的路上喝了一大杯咖啡我只是想尿尿 I had a really big coffee on the way here. I just need to tinkle.
当然,是的大部分叮当声都发生在大厅里 Sure, yeah. Most of the tinkling happens right down the hall.
好的 Okay.
-这太疯狂了! -我知道 这地方太老派了 - This is insane! - I know, this place is so old school.
我闻到死人的味道 I smell dead people.
不 不 不!我在做什么? No, no, no! What am I doing?
我疯了!我知道我喜欢帮助朋友 I'm acting crazy! I know I like to help friends out,
但通常是去拼车的地方接艾丽西娅的双胞胎 but that normally means picking up Alicia's twins at carpool.
我得给彼得打个电话 等一下 I have to just call Peter, and put a hold on this.
电子战,不 Ew, no.
没有? No?
你相信彼得的书 为什么不坚持到底呢? You believe in Peter's book, so why not see this through?
所以,只是…… So, just...
是啊!你能行的 姑娘! Yeah! You got this, girl!
好的好吧,好吧 Okay. Okay, okay.
还有 不 我真的要尿尿 Also, no, I actually do have to pee.
西奥 我想跟你谈谈下一步该怎么做 Theo, I would like to discuss the next steps.
当然有空一起吃晚饭吗? Sure. You free for dinner?
嗯… Uh...
嗯,是的 Uh, yes.
是的!确定 Yes! Sure.
完美的 Perfect.
完美! Perfect!
-那是教练吗? -对 就是他 - Uh, is that the coach? - Yeah, that's him.
好吧 你待在这里让我做我的事 All right, you stay here. Let me do my thing.
-向你的教练问好 -嗨 - Say hey to your coach. - Hey.
-你有…这是你的吗?是吗? -嗯 是的 - You got... One of these yours? Yeah? - Uh, yeah.
-就是他 -哦 黄鼠狼F……电动汽车……埃文! - That's him. - Oh, Weasel F... Ev... Evan!
-就是他 没错 -是的 他…是的 - That's him, yeah. - Yeah, he's... Yup.
就这样 J…你很好! That's it, J... You're good!
你准备好了吗? Are you ready?
哦!就是这样!是的!没错 这就是我的人!这是他 Oh! That's it! Yep! Yep, that's my guy! That's him.
-太好了 -这是我的人 - That's great. - That's my guy.
我觉得黑色最好 I thought black was best,
因为你是一个明媚的冬天 since you are a bright winter.
哦,我……我不需要新衣服 Oh, I... I don't need a new outfit.
哇哇哇! Aww!
我感觉糟透了我正要告诉一个人 I feel terrible. I'm about to tell a guy,
他是全美国最著名的文学编辑 who's the most famous literary editor in all of America,
我给了他一份他可能想发表的手稿 that I gave him a manuscript that he might want to publish,
但他可能做不到彼得为什么不回我电话? but he possibly cannot. And why isn't Peter calling me back?
如果你在和西奥约会前联系不上彼得 If you can't reach Peter before your date with Theo...
不不不 这不是约会 No, no, no, it's not a date.
-给我! -好的 - Let me have this! - Okay.
我是说 我都不能在外面待到那么晚我明天有考试 I mean, I can't even stay out that late. I have an exam tomorrow.
嘘试穿一件衣服 Shh. Try a dress on.
对不起 我只是担心彼得和杰克 I'm sorry, I'm just worried about Peter and Jack.
-他们在哪里? -试试! - Where are they? - Try one on!
拜托 Please.
你是目前为止跑得最快的人 You are by far the fastest guy out there.
新绰号 冰霜杰克 因为你是冰的主人! New nickname, Jack Frost, 'cause you own the ice!
-喂 伙计们! -怎么了 伙计? - 'Sup, fellas! - What's up, man?
-美好的一天? -美好的一天 兄弟 - Great day? - Great day, brah.
-是的 我喜欢! -美好的一天 - Yes, I love that! - Great day.
你打算要孩子吗? So, you ever gonna have kids?
什么?我不知道 What? I don't know.
我应该吗? Should I?
我的意思是……你在这方面并不差 I mean... you're not terrible at it.
有点奇怪 但你不差劲 A little weird, but you don't suck.
我不? I don't?
不 No.
我该开始做作业了 Well, I should probably start my homework.
再见 See ya.
哦! Oh!
嘿 - o Hey -o.
哦 给我的? Oh, for me?
是的来吧 休息一下 Yeah. Come on, take a break.
嗯 我不……我不需要休息 Well, I don't... I don't need a break.
我不在这里工作 所以… I don't work here, so...
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
哦好吧 Oh. All right.
-是啊 -好吧 - Oh, yeah. - All right.
是的 Yeah.
嗯 Mmm.
我以为你不喜欢我呢 You know, I thought you didn't like me.
为什么?因为我对你太混蛋了吗? Why? Because I've been such a jerk to you?
是的,, Yeah, that.
听着 我很抱歉 Ah, look, I'm sorry.
我…我想我只是对一个人类负责的压力太大了 I... I think I've just been stressed out being responsible for a human.
你知道吗 我从来没有照顾过… You know, I've never even taken care of, like, a...
草本植物前 herb plant before.
伙计 草本植物可以像孩子一样硬 Well, dude, herb plants can be as hard as children.
是的 我有…院子里有一棵山艾树 Yeah, I got... I got a sage over by the patio,
上周让我睡到凌晨三点 kept me up till 3:00 a.m. last week.
我称之为“植物绞痛” I call it "plant colic."
所以 我明白了 So, you know, I get it.
是的 不 你懂的 Yeah, no, you get it.
-同样的事 -是的 - Same damn thing. - Yup.
是啊 事实上 我觉得我现在的工作还行 Yeah, actually, I feel like I'm, uh, doing an okay job now.
啊 太棒了 兄弟 Ah, that's dope, brah.
嗯 Hmm.
所以我很抱歉 如果我没有像我应该的那样友好 And so I'm sorry if I wasn't as friendly as I could have been.
对吧?因为我……嘿 其实我… Right? 'Cause I'm... Hey, I, actually...
我觉得黛比真的很幸运 有你在这里帮忙 I think Debbie's really lucky to have you 'round here helping out.
哦 不 不 不我是幸运儿 好吗? Oh, no, no, no. I'm the lucky one, okay?
我是说 她… I mean, she is...
.．.很神奇 你知道吗? ...amazing, you know?
是的是的 她真的是 Yeah. Yeah, she really is.
我是说 我们做了很久的朋友了 I mean, we've been friends for a long time.
我是说 从我和她做朋友开始就没有了 所以… I mean, not as long as she and I have been friends, so...
-哦 不 当然 我不是… -几年之后 - Oh, no. Well, of course, I'm not... - In years.
正确的看 Right. Look.
你和黛比 你有你的东西 和我们的不一样 You and Debbie, you have your thing, which is different from our thing.
-你的事 是的 -对吧!你是她的朋友 - Your thing. Yeah. - Right! Like, you're her friend.
我是她的邻居 兼职情人 你知道吗? I'm her neighbor and, like, part -time lover, you know?
-那是什么? -你知道吗? - What was that? - Oh, you know what?
你可能没有注意到 因为你们只是朋友 但是… You probably haven't noticed this because you guys are just friends, but...
老实说 她很性感 brodiddly, she is pretty hot.
是的 Yeah.
我知道 我知道 我配不上她我明白了 I mean, I know, I know, she's out of my league. I got it.
但我有个计划 But I have a plan.
好吧?我的想法是…… Okay? My thing is...
我只是不断地出现在她的生活中? I just keep showing up in her life, you know?
然后也许 也许 她会改变对我的看法 And then maybe, maybe, she'll change her mind about me.
你懂我的意思吗? You know what I mean?
与此同时 我会带上炮友 In the meantime, I'll take friends with benefits.
♬你现在会相信我吗 ♪ Would you believe me now ♪
如果我告诉你我被海浪困住了?♪ ♪ If I told you I got caught up in a wave? ♪
♬几乎放弃了♬ ♪ Almost gave it away ♪
♬你愿意听我说完吗♬ ♪ Would you hear me out ♪
如果我告诉你我害怕了好几天?♪ ♪ If I told you I was terrified for days? ♪
♬以为我要打破♬ ♪ Thought I was gonna break ♪
♬哦 我无法阻止♬ ♪ Oh, I couldn't stop it ♪
♪试着让一切慢下来♪ ♪ Tried to slow it all down ♪
♬在浴室里哭泣…♪ ♪ Crying in the bathroom... ♪
我真的很喜欢这本书的开头 I really love how the book starts.
哦 是不是很神奇? Oh, isn't it amazing?
这让我想起了《我弥留之际》 It reminded me of As I Lay Dying.
-福克纳?真的吗? -嗯 - Faulkner? Really? - Mmm.
是啊 我更喜欢弗兰岑 Yeah, I was thinking more Franzen.
哦 我看到了…家庭动态? Oh, I see that. The... The family dynamics?
-是的 是的 -嗯嗯 - Yeah, yeah. - Mm -hmm.
我是说 你真的…你真的找到了一块宝石 I mean, you really... You really found a gem.
我想是的 I think I did.
我读过最多的书是《欢乐屋》 The book that I have read the most is House of Mirth.
伊迪丝·华顿我得说 他是个被低估的社会评论家 Oh, Edith Wharton. Very underrated social critic, I must say.
-尖刻 你喜欢她的工作吗? - Scathing. - Do you like her work?
当然! Of course!
听着 不喜欢伊迪·杜布的人只是没读过伊迪·杜布的书 Look, anybody who doesn't love Edie Dubs just hasn't really read Edie Dubs.
每次莉莉·巴特死了我都哭得稀里哗啦 And I cry my eyes out every time Lily Bart dies.
哦 我知道了!然后可怜的劳伦斯出现了 Oh, I know! And then poor Lawrence shows up
第二天早上向她求婚比如 伙计 来吧! the next morning to propose. Like, buddy, come on!
只是有点晚了 It's just a little bit late.
我昨晚吃了安眠药之类的东西 现在我已经死了! I took all that sleeping potion stuff last night and I am super dead!
抱歉 但我已经死了 我的朋友 Yeah, sorry, but I have perished, mon ami.
但是看起来很漂亮 But looked gorgeous doing it.
你知道沃尔特·惠特曼是怎么评价布鲁克林大桥的吗? Do you know what Walt Whitman said about the Brooklyn Bridge?
不 告诉我 No, tell me.
他说:“这是最好、最有效的药物 He said, "It was the best and most effective medicine
我的灵魂还没有参与” my soul has yet partaken."
这句话真的很棒 That's a really great quote.
不幸的是 那是曼哈顿大桥 Sadly, that's the Manhattan Bridge.
这是很好的引用 Good quote, though.
-我…我知道 -我猜到了 我以为你有 - And I... I knew that. - I figured. I thought you did.
-我只是想看看你知不知道 -对 对 - I just wanted to see if you knew that. - Right, right.
-显然你很聪明 -是的 我得说 这一切进展顺利 - So, clearly you're very smart. - Yeah. This is, I must say, going well.
-这是个测试! -我通过了吗? - It was a test! - Did I pass?
是的! Yes!
好吧,我……我要跟作者谈谈那份手稿的事 Well, I'm... I'm gonna talk to the writer about that manuscript.
哦,完美太棒了! Oh, perfect. Great!
-是的 -我是想… - Yeah. - I was gonna...
所以,嗯… So, um...
嗯 我不能…我忘了你是否… And, um, I can't... I forgot whether or not you...
你在餐厅喝卡布奇诺了吗? Did you have a cappuccino at the restaurant?
哦,是的是的 你为我点的 Oh, yeah. Yes, you ordered it for me.
哦,好吧! Oh, okay!
是的 Yeah.
嗯 这部分是…就是这个部分 对吧? Um, this is the part where... This is the part, right?
-我想是的 -好的 - I think so. - Okay.
让我们……是的 Let's... Yeah.
好了,好了 Okay, great.
哇 好地方!Airbnb吗? Wow, nice place! Airbnb?
嗯…嗯,是的 Uh... Uh, yeah.
有趣的是他们总是那么缺乏个性 对吧? It's funny how they're always so devoid of personality, right?
是的! Yes!
哦 得了吧 谁…谁按颜色把书分类? Oh, come on, who... who sorts books by color?
-真的吗? -我就是这么说的! - Honestly? - That is what I said!
嗯 我的食物不多 Um, so I don't have a lot of food,
但我有香槟 um, but I do have Champagne.
正如一位智者曾经说过的 任何事情做得太多都不好 And as a wise person said once, too much of anything is bad,
但香槟喝多了也不错 but too much Champagne is just right.
啊马克吐温 对吧? Ah. Mark Twain, right?
是的!那家伙一定是个酒鬼 Yes! Must have been a big boozer, that guy.
嗯嗯 我是这么听说的 Mm -hmm. That's what I heard.
要我来吗? Should I do the honors?
拜托 Please.
哦 Oh.
不要介意我这样做 Don't mind if I do.
♬你在骗我 黛比 ♪ You're lying to me, Debbie ♪
♬我知道你是…♪ ♪ I know that you are... ♪
谁参加了美西战争? Who was in the Spanish -American War?
西班牙人和美国人 The Spanish and the Americans.
♬但我在你的车里♬ ♪ But I'm here in your car ♪
因为没有人能让我有同样的感觉♬ ♪ 'Cause no one makes me Feel the same way ♪
我都怪你…♪ ♪ And I blame it on you... ♪
你没事吧? You okay?
是的 Yup.
-这景色… -我知道 太可怕了 不是吗? - This view, it just... - I know. It's just awful, isn't it?
这不行 太可怕了! It won't do, it's terrible!
-我能… -是的 - Can I, um... - Yes.
哦 Oh.
哦,哦嗯… Oh, oh. Um...
-窗户 -Windows ? - The windows. - Windows?
-是的 -是的 窗帘 正确的 嗯… - Yeah. - Yeah, curtains. Right. Um...
-他们可能是数码的… -是啊 我不… - They're probably some digital... - Yeah, I don't...
-哦 -是的 - Oh. - Yeah.
-这件事很棘手 -我知道了 可能很简单 - This thing is very tricky. - I got it, it's probably pretty simple.
哦!哦 那是… Oh! Oh, that is...
不 那以前发生过 No, that happened before.
-好的 … -你必须把它对准传感器 - Okay. The... - You have to aim it at the sensor.
-我不知道 -有…这是真的吗? - I have no idea. - Is there... Is that an actual thing?
是的 Yeah.
好吧也许……那条路? All right. Maybe... that way?
-哦 -好吧 嗯…好吧 - Oh. - All right, um... All right.
-哦 在这儿 -哦 - Oh, here it is. - Oh.
你真了不起 You're amazing.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
♬每当我听你说话的时候总是这样 ♪ This always happens When I listen to you ♪
♬你知道我只是在做你让我做的事♬ ♪ You know I was only doing What you told me to do ♪
♬哦 黛比 你把我卷进了什么事?♪ ♪ Oh, Debbie, what'd you get me into? ♪
♬你♬ ♪ You ♪
♬我都怪你♬ ♪ I blame it on you ♪
♬我 我都怪你 ♪ I, I blame it on you ♪
♬我都怪你♬ ♪ I blame it on you ♪
认真…… Seriously...
你需要用你的语言! you need to use your words!
哦!我刚想起来 Oh! I just remembered.
我有件事要做 就现在 I have something that I need to do, like, right now.
一点都不好玩 但是… Not gonna be fun, like, at all, but...
所以我要独自完成任务了 So I'm just gonna, uh, solo mission.
我…我想给艾丽西娅打个电话问问她能不能看着你 I... I was thinking I was gonna call Alicia and see if she can watch you.
当然酷 Sure. Whatevs.
好吧 你是世上最伟大的人我欠你的 Okay, you are the greatest human being that exists. I owe you.
啊 别担心 Ah, don't worry about it.
米米今晚做饭 Mimi's cooking tonight,
最近她只会做奇怪的抖音食谱 and lately all she ever makes is, uh, weird TikTok recipes.
嗯 Huh.
有些东西不需要空气炸 你知道吗? Some things don't need to be air -fried, you know?
是的 Yeah.
那是古龙水吗? Is that cologne?
不 No.
我吃了一支蜡烛 I ate a candle.
不 你没有 No, you didn't.
不 我没有 No, I didn't.
真的 谢谢你 Seriously, thank you.
谁会告诉你什么时候♪ ♪ Who's gonna tell you when ♪
您要点什么? What can I get you?
我很乐意……麦卡伦 I would love... a Macallan.
双 A double.
但既然我不喝酒了 But since I don't drink anymore,
Pellegrino我 Pellegrino me.
请用玻璃杯加冰 On the rocks in a tumbler, please.
嗨 Hi.
哦嗨 Oh. Hi.
凡妮莎莫顿 Vanessa Morton.
彼得·科尔曼我简直不敢相信我的电话响了 Peter Coleman. I couldn't believe it when my phone rang.
我…谁能想到你会有同样的数字? I... Who would've thunk you'd have the same number?
-我不是为了这个原因改的 -真的吗? - I didn't change it for this exact reason. - Oh, really?
-嗯嗯 -哦 - Mm -hmm. - Oh.
多久没见了? How long has it been?
二十年 Twenty years.
然而我已经30岁了奇怪 And yet I'm 30. Weird.
很神奇的 Amazing.
你来城里做什么? So what are you doing in town?
-还记得黛比吗? -当然 - You remember Debbie? - Of course.
我在这里照看她的孩子 I am here watching her kid for a while.
哇!你吗?滚石乐队? Wow! You? The rolling stone?
哈? A -ha?
♬你不能继续 ♪ You can't go on ♪
♬思考♬ ♪ Thinking ♪
♬什么都没有 ♪ Nothing's wrong ♪
♬但是现在♬ ♪ But now ♪
谁开车送你回家?♪ ♪ Who's gonna drive you home? ♪
♬今晚♬ ♪ Tonight ♪
-所以……毫米吗? - So... - Mm?
-你有孩子吗? -不 - Do you have kids? - Nope.
-不是吗? -没有孩子和丈夫 - No? - No kids or husband.
你知道 这是… You know, it's, um...
这里有点吵 It's kind of loud in here.
那里真的很安静 It's actually really quiet.
我只是在想……如果你想的话 我就住在这附近 I was just thinking... You know, if you want, I live right near here.
我是说 我…我想去 I mean, I... I wanted to.
然后……我是说 看看我我穿上西装 去了酒吧 Then... I mean, look at me. I put on the suit, I went to the bar.
我…我和一个女人在一起 I... I had a moment with a woman.
毫米 Mm.
和…而我……我…我在努力成为那个男人 对吧? And... And I was... I'm... I'm trying to be the guy, right?
但那家伙… But that guy is...
那家伙在哪儿? Where's that guy?
我…我不知道 但他闻起来棒极了 I... I don't know, but he smells terrific.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
- Sage -y -带有一丝橡木味 - Sage -y. - With a touch of oak.
-我没注意到 -哦 它…它的存在 - I didn't, uh, pick up on that. - Oh, it... it's there.
我能告诉你一件事吗? Can I tell you something?
这是我想我从未大声说出来过的事情 It's a thing that I don't think I've ever said out loud.
-立即 请 -好的 - Immediately. Please. - Okay.
黛比和我那天晚上 So, the night that Debbie and I...
一起度过, spent together,
之后 我告诉她离我远点 after, I told her to stay away from me,
因为… because...
我…这是……和…和…然后我就… I... It's... And... And... And then I just...
我发现自己在想她 I found myself thinking about her.
很多 A lot.
所以我想打给她 看她是否… So I was gonna call her and see if she...
哇 Whoa.
但几天后 我在贝弗康电影院见到了他和吉米 But a couple days later, I saw her and Jimmy at the BevCon movie theater.
哦 我的天 BevCon!我看过那里的每一部电影 Oh, my God, the BevCon! I saw every movie there.
我在那里看了八遍《红色十月狩猎》 I saw Hunt for Red October there like eight times.
是啊 总之…所以 当我看到他们时 Yeah, anyway, the... So, when I saw them,
它……我…我看得出来 it... I... I could tell.
你……所以我…我放手了 You... So I just... I let it go.
然后她第二次来戒毒所接我 And then she comes to pick me up from rehab, the second time.
我在里面做过心理治疗 对吧? And I'd done, like, uh, therapy in there, right?
所以当她来找我的时候 我对真相很感兴趣 And so when she comes to get me, I'm on this truth kick,
我要告诉她 and I'm gonna tell her
我的感受 how I feel
关于她的 about her.
所以…但她仍然已婚和…但他们还没有孩子 So... But she was still married. And... But they didn't have a kid yet.
他经常不在家他在爬山 And he was away a lot. He was doing his climbing thing.
-那是什么? -太…攀爬 - What was that? - It was cl... climbing.
像,他……看 他会去爬山 Like, his... Look, he would climb the mountains.
好吧 看起来像钓鱼 Okay, well, it looks like fishing.
总之 我上了车… Anyway, so I get in the car...
和… and...
她告诉我她怀孕了 she tells me she's pregnant.
等等 这就是你离开洛杉矶的原因吗? Wait, is that why you left LA?
不!不 是地震 No! No, it was the quakes.
那我sc……我害怕他们 That... I'm sc... I'm scared of them.
哦 对了 “可怕的地震” Oh, right, the "scary quakes."
你必须告诉她 You have to tell her.
什么?不 我…不!你在…我…太迟了! What? No, I c... No! What are you... I... It's too late!
伙计 记得吗 我参加了第一场牌局 Dude, remember, I was at the first poker game.
-是的 -你打得很烂 - Yeah. - You played like shit.
但你冒险了那家伙怎么了? But you took risks. What happened to that guy?
那家伙… That guy is...
因为酗酒 他放弃了写作 Drank too much, and he quit writing,
他有个朋友 她住在国家的另一头 and he's got a friend, and she lives across the country,
最重要的是 他约会过无数个女人 and, most importantly, he's dated like a million women,
而且从来不会超过六个月 and it never lasts more than six months.
为什么?因为他是个不为人知的混蛋 Why? Because he is an unknowable piece of shit.
不 不 那是因为他和错误的人在一起 No, no, it's because he has been with the wrong people.
-别再给自己讲那个故事了 -嗯 - Stop telling yourself that story. - Mmm.
彼得!你的一生都在朝着这个方向发展 Peter! Your whole life has been leading up to this point.
不要浪费一秒钟我的天啊 Don't waste a second. Oh, my God.
我已经喝了十杯了我疯了 I've had ten of these. I'm out of my mind.
我得骑上Peloton之类的 I need to hop on a Peloton or something.
-我…… -但你能做什么? - I... - But what are you gonna do?
♬我在这里工作了一整天 ♪ I work here all day ♪
♬做干草♬ ♪ Making this hay ♪
♪和你在屋顶共度时光♪ ♪ Spend a little roof time with you ♪
♬我坐在这里沉思 ♪ I sit here and stew ♪
♬喝着咖啡 ♪ Just sipping a brew ♪
♬我唯一缺少的就是你 ♪ The only thing missing is you ♪
狗屎!现在几点了? Shit! What time is it?
嗯 -嗯 Uh -uh.
天啊 我期末考试要迟到了 Oh, my God, I'm late for my final.
你现在做什么? Your what now?
我正在编辑的一本书的终稿 Um, the, uh, final draft of a book that I'm editing.
你可以自己出去 对吧?太棒了! You can show yourself out, right? Great!
♬二 三 四♬ ♪ Two, three, four ♪
♬哦 哦 哦 耶 耶 耶♬ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
早餐 Breakfast.
葡萄干! Raisins!
Oi ! Oi!
砰! Bam!
噢!糟透了 Ooh! Terrible.
不坏 Not bad.
我可以留下 你也可以留下 ♪ I can stay, you can stay, LA ♪
嘿! Hey!
抱歉我们昨天没能好好谈谈 但是… Um, sorry we didn't get to talk yesterday, but...
听着 我只是… Look, I just...
我只是想再次感谢你 I just wanted to say thank you again.
我…我知道…我知道你不喜欢感恩 I... I know... I know you don't like gratitude,
还有"谢谢"之类的麻烦 但我只是… and "thank you's" bother you and all that, but I just...
多亏了你 我这周过得很开心 Thanks to you, I got to have this amazing week.
和我… And I...
我都不知道该怎么报答你 I don't even know how I would ever repay you.
我会努力到死 I'm gonna try until my dying breath.
但是 不管怎样 我…随时给我打电话 否则我很快就会见到你 But, um, anyway, I'll... Just call me anytime or I'll see you soon.
我的天啊待会儿见好的 Oh, my God. I'll see you soon. Okay.
好的 Okay.
哦 Oh.
不 No.
呃,好吧三个人多少钱? Uh, okay. How much for three?
♬哦♬ ♪ Oh ♪
♬哦 哦 哦♬ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♬余烬♬ ♪ Embers ♪
♬寻找我们的余烬♬ ♪ Finding our embers ♪
♬我们是余烬 ♪ We were embers ♪
♬余烬♬ ♪ Embers ♪
♬我们是余烬 ♪ We were embers ♪
哦,嘿嗨 Oh, hey. Hi.
-嘿 我抓住你了! -你说对了 - Hey, I got you! - Yeah, you got me.
听着 我知道这是你的最后一晚 我不想独占你的时间 Well, listen, I know it's your last night, I don't want to monopolize you
在你回家之前 before you go home,
但我有重要的事要跟你谈 but I've got something important I'd like to talk to you about.
算是求婚吧 A proposal, kind of.
-你有空喝一杯吗? -哦 嗯 当然 - Uh, if you are free for a drink? - Oh, um, yeah, sure.
上流社会的俱乐部吗? Brownstone Club?
太棒了! Great!
“建议”?哇 "Proposal"? Wow.
哇! Wow!
是的嗯… Yeah. Well...
是什么?怎么了? What is it? What's wrong?
没什么 只是…我没有彼得的消息 Nothing, it's just... I haven't heard from Peter.
杰克和我发短信了 但我没收到彼得的消息 Jack and I texted, but I haven't heard from Peter.
好吧 我现在心情不好看看你都干了些什么 Okay, I can't with this mood. Look at what you've done.
在短短几天内 In a measly few days,
你有一个无聊至极但有用的学位 you got a boring as hell but useful, I guess, degree,
让彼得的书出版了 got Peter's book published,
还和我这个可爱的千禧一代成为了朋友 and befriended an adorable millennial, me.
然后是西奥 性感的樱桃!我的意思是…… And then Theo, the sexy cherry on top! I mean...
不 不 你说得对你是对的它只是… No, no, you're right. You're right. It's just...
我只是没有他的消息 感觉有点奇怪 It's just a little bit weird when I don't hear from him.
忘记彼得! Forget Peter!
提奥 提奥 提奥!你现在看到的就是他 Theo, Theo, Theo! That's who you're seeing right now.
看来我们没时间给你买新裙子了 Guess we don't have time to buy you a new dress.
不 我今晚就扮成黛比 Oh, no, I'm just gonna go as Debbie tonight.
只是普通的黛比 Just regular Debbie.
哇哇哇 Aww.
说到这个 我一直在找我的牛仔夹克 Speaking of which, I've been looking for my jean jacket.
-你看过吗? -我是说 很难说 - Have you seen it? - I mean, hard to say.
不能从其他大众市场的牛仔中挑出它吗 Can't really pick it out from all the other mass -market denim
房间里的东西到处都是 and chambray items strewn about.
还有 你知道现在有一种叫旋转器的东西吗? Also, you do know they make these things called spinners now?
-这里有东西 -什么事? - There's something under here. - What is it?
药物吗?色情?什么? Drugs? Porn? What?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
他又写了一本书? He wrote another book?
这家伙真是个乱写乱画的人 Real scribbler, this guy.
这不是一本书 It's not a book.
我们绝对不能打开它 We should definitely not open that.
不 我是这样的我尊重人们的隐私 No, yeah, here's the thing about me. I respect people's privacy.
相同就像我喝醉的妈妈常说的 Same. As my drunk mother used to always say,
“管好你自己的事” "Mind your own business."
五星级停车场 好吧 Five -star parking. All right.
难道你不想… Don't you want to...
选拔赛还有15分钟就开始了 所以… I mean, tryouts start in 15 minutes, so...
是的 Yeah.
那么 接下来会发生什么? So, what happens next?
嗯 比如训练之后?我不知道我们可以喝冰沙 Mm, like after practice? I don't know. We can get a slushie.
我喜欢他们的冰沙 I enjoy their slushies.
是啊 我也是 Yeah, me too.
不 我是说 跟你 跟我 还有妈妈 Um, no, I mean, like, with you, and me, and Mom.
我回到纽约 然后… Well, I go back to New York, and...
是的嗯 好的 让…让我们假设这没有发生 Yeah. Uh, yeah, let... Let's say that didn't happen.
我的意思是 我们三个看起来是一个很好的团队 I mean like, it just seems that we make a good team, the three of us.
-哇 是啊 -这里 在洛杉矶 在我们家 - Wow, yeah. - Here, in LA, in our house.
我不知道你们是怎么决定这种事的 I don't know how you guys decide this kind of stuff,
但那只是我的一个想法 but that was just a thought I had.
我也不知道我们怎么决定这些事 I don't know how we decide this stuff either.
你这是什么表情? What's that look for?
你看起来像是刚感觉到地震什么的 You look like you just felt an earthquake or something.
好吧 我最好进去曲棍球选拔赛 Well, I better get in there. Hockey tryouts.
-里面见 -是的 - See you in there. - Yeah.
嗯 Hmm.
彼得讨厌纪念品 Peter hates mementos.
这么多……你 So many pictures of... you.
我寄给他的明信片呢? And postcards I sent him?
哦 道奇队的比赛! Oh, the Dodger game!
哦,我……我是在德克萨斯州发现的 Oh, I... I found that in Texas.
是的 Yeah.
等待 Wait.
我的天啊他也保存了它? Oh, my God. He saved it too?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
这很有道理为什么他不能爱上我 This makes so much sense. Why he couldn't fall in love with me.
肯定是有原因的不可能是因为我 There had to be a reason. It couldn't be because of me.
我是最棒的 I'm the best.
你也爱他吗? Do you love him too?
我… I'm...
我想我… I think I...
我觉得…… I feel like...
好的 Okay.
-我告诉你我的想法 -好的 - I'll tell you what I think. - Okay.
我觉得你和彼得在一起的第一晚就爱上他了 I think you fell in love with Peter that first night you hooked up.
什么?不 What? No.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
那既鲁莽又不切实际 我不是… That would be reckless and impractical, and I am not...
人类吗?我们知道所以你才对他的书那么害怕 Human? We know. That's why you freaked out about his book
然后像个疯子一样拿着它到处跑? and ran around like a little lunatic with it?
不 我没有! No, I didn't!
天啊 我说了我的天啊是的 我去了 Oh, my God, I did. Oh, my God. Yes, I did.
因为你恋爱了你 Because you're in love. You are.
别逼我唱芭芭拉·史翠珊的《我是恋爱中的女人》 因为我会唱的 Don't make me sing "I Am A Woman In Love" by Barbra Streisand, 'cause I will.
-我在我奶奶的养老院唱的 -不不不不不不 - I sang it at my nana's retirement home. - No, no, no, no, no.
即使我觉得我和彼得… Even if I felt like Peter and I were...
不 不 不他……彼得对我没有那种兴趣 No, no, no. He... Peter's not interested in me like that.
-嗯… -他那晚就告诉我了 - Um... - He let me know that night.
和…这么多年来 只靠和女人约会 And... And over the years, just by dating women
他们完全不像我 who are utterly nothing like me.
我会… I would just...
不 我绝不会拿我和他的友谊去冒险…… No. And I would never risk my friendship with him on the off -chance...
你还不明白吗?你所要做的就是抓住机会 Don't you get it? All you have to do is take a chance.
不 这就是你不了解我的地方 我从不冒险 No, see, that's what you don't get about me, is I don't take chances.
我拥有的很好 而且…和…我很感激 你知道吗 What I have is great, and... and... and I appreciate it, you know?
你得到了你得到的 你不会生气 You get what you get, and you don't get upset.
和…和…这就是我的生活方式 And... And... that's how I live my life.
和…这就是我玩扑克的方式我从不画直线 And... And that is how I play poker. I never draw into a straight.
你懂我的意思吗?你不会 因为你不玩扑克 You know what I mean? You don't, 'cause you don't play poker,
但我以后再解释 换个时间 but I'll explain it later, at a different time.
但这只是… But this is just...
这就是我 This is who I am.
和…和…我评估几率 这让我很安全 And... And... And I evaluate odds and it has kept me safe,
它保证了我孩子的安全我只是…我只是需要安全 and it has kept my kid safe, and I just... I just need to be safe.
是的 Yeah.
不,不! No, no!
不不! No. No!
不 No.
不好吧 我就是不明白 No. Okay, I just don't understand
为什么你不考虑我的感受 why you're not taking into consideration how I feel about this.
我必须……我得走了!我不想再谈这个了 I have to... I have to go! I don't want to talk about this anymore.
我得去洗个澡 然后去见西奥 I have to take a shower, I'm gonna go see Theo.
-彼得呢? -算了吧 - And Peter? - Just forget about it.
我不想孤注一掷 I don't want to roll the dice.
如果你再拿扑克打个比方 我就死定了 If you start with another poker analogy, I will perish.
顺便说一句 你确实喜欢冒险 You do take chances, by the way.
我看到了 I've seen it.
你可以做到的 You can do this.
你可以告诉彼得你的感受 You can tell Peter how you feel.
你可以 You can.
走吧 伙计们!来吧! Let's go, guys! Come on!
来吧 孩子 Come on, kid.
♪我不在乎你是否会再伤害我♪ ♪ I don't care if you hurt me some more ♪
♬我不在乎…♪ ♪ I don't care... ♪
哦 天哪 好吧! Oh, gosh, okay!
这就跟你问声好！ Hi!
嘿! Hey!
对不起 我迟到了 I'm so sorry I'm late.
-你跑过来的吗? -不 我只是… - Did you run here? - No, I'm just...
我只是有点喘不过气来 I'm just a little bit breathless.
-我也是 -好的 - Well, me too. - Okay.
嗯… Um...
-嗨 -天啊 我… - Hi. - God, I...
我想等到开胃菜 但你介意我先开始吗? I wanted to wait till appetizers, but do you mind if I just start?
是的,当然 Yeah, sure.
♬你是我今晚的全部 ♪ You're all I've got tonight ♪
♬你是我今晚的全部…♪ ♪ You're all I've got tonight... ♪
进去 进去! Get in there, get in there!
去,杰克! Go, Jack!
嗯… Um...
我给你的建议是让你去麦克米伦面试 My proposal for you is that I got you an interview at Macmillan.
全职编辑职位 Full -time editor position.
他们需要一个 你太棒了 They need one, you're amazing,
他们能有你真是太幸运了 and they would be really lucky to have you.
哇 Wow.
第二部分是…… And the second part is...
就是我没给你安排面试在邓肯出版社 is that I didn't get you an interview at... at Duncan Press.
那是因为我觉得我们应该看看我们之间… And that is because I feel like we should see what you and I have...
是……有可能 are... uh, could be.
当然 现在还早 只是你不该和我一起工作 It's early, of course, just you shouldn't work with me
如果我们考虑去探索的话 你知道吗? if we're even considering exploring that, you know?
我知道你在洛杉矶度过了一生 And I know you had a whole life in LA.
你知道 我不想说得太早 You know, I don't want to get ahead of myself.
他说 说得太超前了 He says, terribly ahead of himself.
我…哇 I... Wow.
我…我…我不知道该说什么 I... I... I don't know what to say.
是的,它是……不是一点点 是很多 Yeah, it's... it's not a little bit, it's a lot.
很多 It's a lot.
好了 好了 There we go, there we go.
走吧 伙计们!坚持下去!我们走吧!我们走吧 Let's go, guys! Keep at it! Let's go! Let's go.
就是这样! That's it!
是的 Yes.
-走吧!走吧! -我们去拿吧! - Go! Go! - Let's get it!
走 走 走! Go, go, go!
西奥 你太棒了 Theo, you are wonderful.
就在上周… Um, just this past week has been...
不真实 unreal.
呃 我真的… Uh, I really...
你对我的信任对我来说意味着一切 The fact that you believe in me means the world to me.
但是今天早些时候 我… Um, but earlier today, I...
我在找我的牛仔夹克 然后…我四处搜寻 I was looking for my jean jacket, and... and I was digging around,
然后我发现了这个信封 and then I found this envelope, and, you know...
我的天啊这是我说过的最奇怪的话 Oh, my God. This is the weirdest thing I've ever said.
我…我想我可能爱上别人了 I... I think I might be in love with somebody else.
-正确的 -我… - Right. - And I...
我知道这么说很疯狂很疯狂 I know that's a crazy, crazy thing to say.
我是说 爱是疯狂的爱情是最糟糕的 I mean, love's crazy. Love's the worst.
这是一场噩梦 It's a nightmare.
尤其是当它击中你的时候 嗖的一声 不知从哪里冒出来的 Especially when it hits you, whoosh, just out of nowhere.
后退 后退 后退你还好吗? Back up, back up, back up. Are you all right?
噢 Ow.
哦 Oh.
-你要接电话吗? -嗯…我…我做的事 - You need to get that? - Uh... I... I do.
-别担心 -我…我马上就回来 - Don't worry about it. - I'm, uh... I'll be right back.
嘿! Hey!
我知道我们明天会见面 但我想… I know that, um, we're gonna see each other tomorrow, but I wanted to...
等等,什么? Wait, what?
我的天啊你怎么…什么叫"冰球选拔赛"? Oh, my God. What do you... What do you mean, "hockey tryouts"?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
好的 Okay.
哦 天哪!哦 天哪! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
救护车很快就到了 他现在和医生在一起 所以… Ambulance got there so quick and he's with the doctor now, so...
哦 医生来了我把免提打开 Oh, here comes the doctor. I'm gonna put you on speaker.
天啊 他还好吗? Oh, my God, is he okay?
好消息是 他做得很好 Uh, well, good news, he's doing great.
-有…好了 -啊! - There... There we go. - Ah!
他确实有点头痛和恶心 He does have a touch of a headache and some nausea.
好的 Okay.
-所以我们要让他在这里过夜 -我的天啊 - So we're keeping him here overnight. - Oh, my God.
为了确保他没有脑震荡 不太可能 Just to make sure he didn't sustain a concussion, improbably,
或者是另一种血肿 or another kind of hematoma.
哦 天哪! Oh, my God!
我想和他谈谈 I want to talk to him.
他会没事的 Uh, he's gonna be okay.
我不想和你说话 彼得!我要和杰克说话! I don't want to talk to you, Peter! I want to talk to Jack!
他在他的房间里 Well, he's in his room.
彼得 让杰克接电话 Put Jack on the phone, Peter,
在严重的脑损伤出现之前 他不记得他的母亲是谁! before the serious brain injury sets in and he doesn't remember who his mother is!
-我要…我要走了 -是啊 你应该去 - I'm gonna... I'm gonna go. - Yeah, you should, probably.
血肿 那是…这就是你想要的 对吧? Hematoma, that's, uh... That's what you want, right?
-不不不 你不会想要那样的 -是吗? - No, no, no. You don't want that. - Yeah, you don't?
-这是…这是件坏事 -你没有 - That's... That's a bad thing. - You don't.
是的 我有…他……是的 他就在这儿是你妈妈打来的 Yeah, I got... He... Yeah, he's right here. It's your mom.
-嗨 -亲爱的 你还好吗? - Hey. - Hey, honey, are you okay?
我太棒了! I'm fantastic!
天啊 真抱歉我没去 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry I'm not there.
我…我…我现在就回家我… I... I... I'm coming home right now. I...
妈妈,停! Mom, stop!
什么?你受伤了 亲爱的 What? You're hurt, honey.
这是我人生中最美好的一周 This was the best week of my life.
我和彼得看了《异形》开着敞篷车 Me and Peter, like, we watched Alien, and drove in a convertible,
我差点就喝咖啡了 and I almost drank coffee.
W……等等 慢点英航……退后 什么?什么? W... Wait, just slow down. Ba... Back up, what? What?
这周我要做一个不一样的自己感觉还不错 This week I got to be a different kind of me. It was kinda great.
别生彼得的气 好吗? Don't be mad at Peter, okay?
我…我…杰克 我和彼得分开处理 I... I... Jack, I will deal with Peter separately.
你猜怎么着?我进了冰球队! And guess what? I made the hockey team!
好吧 等我回家我们再讨论这个问题 Okay, well, we're gonna have to discuss that when I get home.
不!我现在就想谈谈 No! I want to talk about it now.
我想这么做我希望你允许我这么做 I want to do it. I want you to let me.
听着 我知道你很害怕 Look, I know you're afraid of stuff.
有时候 我也是 但我不想再这样了 Sometimes, I am too, but I don't want that for us anymore.
-好吧 嗯… -不管怎样 我爱你 妈妈 - Oh, okay. Um... - Anyway, love you, Mom.
-我得走了 我朋友来了 -老兄 你输了! - I gotta go, my friends are here. - Dude, you wiped out!
-我们就在那儿! -太棒了! - We were there! - It was epic!
太恶心了我记得我被绑住了 然后被迷住了 It was super sick. Like, I remember getting tied up and, like, hooked.
-这家伙撞了我 然后… -看到了吗?这是……他很好 - Like, this guy crashed into me and then... - See? That's... He's fine.
嗯 还有…我真的很抱歉我没有… Well, and the... And, look, I'm genuinely sorry that I didn't...
艾丽西娅在吗? Is Alicia there?
是的,是的她就在这里 Yeah, yeah. She's right here,
和…你回来的时候我会在这里的 and... and I'm gonna be here when you get back.
请不要这样我现在就回家 Please don't be. I'm coming home right now.
求你走吧 Please just go.
,但是…… -彼得 快走! - But... - Peter, just go!
-杰克有紧急情况他的受伤 -他没事吧? - Jack's had an emergency. He's hurt. - Is he okay?
我不知道我得走了 I don't know. I have to go.
西奥,你…… Theo, you're...
你知道你是什么 You know what you are.
你也一样 You too.
哦!对不起 Oh! Sorry.
我刚到洛杉矶 马上要去医院 I just landed in LA and I'm going straight to the hospital.
-他不在 -什么? - He's not there. - What?
他和艾丽西娅在家 他很好 He's at home with Alicia and he's fine.
但我给你打了无数次电话我很抱歉 好吗?我搞砸了 But I tried to call you a million times. I'm sorry, okay? I screwed up.
我应该在他出赛前告诉你的 I should have told you before he tried out.
你认为呢? You think?
我以为我给了他他想要的! Look, I thought I was giving him what he needed!
-什么?血肿? -对了 你好 - What? A hematoma? - Hi, by the way.
-什么? -我在这里 - What? - I'm over here.
-你在这里做什么? -我要走了 是你让我走的 - What are you doing here? - I'm going. You told me to go.
嗯,很好 Well, good.
我应该告诉你的 I should have told you,
但有些事你也该告诉我 but there's some shit that you should have told me too.
不 不 你不能扭转局面 Oh, no, no, you don't get to turn this around.
-我和敏卡谈过了 -是吗? - I talked to Minka. - Yeah?
她告诉我关于那本书的事你做的事太疯狂了! She told me about the book. What you did is insane!
-听着 我正要告诉你… -哦 还有其他的事情 - Look, I was gonna tell you about the... - Oh, there's other stuff too.
禅宗怎么样?西奥呢?比如 “哦 提奥!” How about Zen? And what about Theo? As in, "Oh, Theo!"
-等等 你怎么知道的? -我公寓里有个摄像头 - Hold on. How do you know about that? - There's a camera in my apartment.
你看了我和西奥? You watched me and Theo?
只长到想把我的眼睛戳出来! Only long enough to want to poke my eyes out!
你不是说"我受够了"吗 What happened to, "I'm done with all of that?"
我是个人 彼得 我不是石头 Well, I'm a person, Peter, I'm not a rock.
你就是这么说的! That's literally what you said!
“我的心是一块冰冷坚硬的石头” "My heart is a cold, hard stone."
好吧 好吧 嗯……你在谈论别人的私生活吗? Okay, okay, well... And you talking about somebody's personal life?
哦,好的开始吧 Oh, okay. Here we go.
我给了你我的孩子 I gave you my kid.
他是我生命的全部! He is my whole life!
这可能是个问题 Which is maybe a problem.
哇 Wow.
我真不敢相信你 I cannot believe you.
你知道吗? You know what?
你总是说你是一坨屎好吧 也许你是对的! You always said you were a piece of shit. Well, maybe you were right!
-太他妈刻薄了 -好吧 你… - That was really fucking mean. - Okay, well, you...
什么?我放弃我的生命来帮你?是我做错了吗? What? I dropped my life to come help you? Is that what I did wrong?
你难以置信!难以置信! You're unbelievable! Unbelievable!
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
等等!等待,不要…… Wait! Wait, don't...
等一下 Hold on a second.
-我很生气… -你到底有什么毛病? - I'm so mad at... - What the hell is wrong with you?
-你翻了我的东西? -你为什么不告诉我? - You went through my things? - Why didn't you tell me?
你怎么不早说? Why didn't you say anything?
你为什么让这么多时间过去了? Why did you let so much time go by?
-是…因为我很害怕! -害怕什么? - Be... Because I was scared! - Scared of what?
-害怕我配不上你! -哦! - Scared that I'm not good enough for you! - Oh!
害怕如果我告诉你我的感受你会拒绝我 Scared that you're gonna reject me if I tell you how I feel.
告诉我你的感受! Well, just tell me how you feel!
你知道我的感受! You know how I feel!
等等,什么?怎么 你爱上我了还是怎么了? Wait, what? That, what, you're in love with me or something?
不! No!
黛比 我疯狂地 深深地 无可抗拒地爱着你 Debbie, I am madly, deeply, overwhelmingly in love with you.
从我遇见你的那一刻起 我就一直在 And I have been since the moment I met you.
你本可以说点什么的 Well, you could have said something.
我们每天都聊天 We talk every day.
现在我们该怎么办? Well, now what are we gonna do?
我以为我们会是永远的朋友 I thought we were gonna be friends forever.
-不是吗? -没有 - We're not? - No.
我们不再是朋友了 黛比 We're not gonna be friends anymore, Debbie.
-所以你要成为出版作家了! -这是…是的 - So you're gonna be a published author! - That's... Yeah.
你会成为一名出色的编辑 And you're gonna be a fancy editor.
-太奇怪了 -大场面 - So weird. - Big time.
-等不及要见杰克了 -我的天啊 他会崩溃的 - Can't wait to see Jack. - Oh, my God. He's gonna freak out.
-他会很兴奋的 -等一下 - He's gonna be so excited. - Wait a second.
我们会牵手吗? Are we gonna be hand -holders?
-我从没见你握过人的手 -我不牵手! - I've never seen you hold a human's hand. - I don't hold hands!
是啊! Yeah!
-但是…这感觉有点…好 -这个怎么样? - But it... it feels kind of... good. - What about this one?
-是的 我想我们是手把手的 -嗯! - Yeah. I think we're hand -holders. - Mmm!
-哦!看看我们 -我想是的 - Oh! Look at us. - I think we are.
好了 他来了那是我们的优步 Okay, there he is. That's our Uber.
好吧 All right.
那么 接下来会发生什么? So, what happens next?
♬你可能会觉得我疯了♬ ♪ Well, you might think I'm crazy ♪
♬和你在一起 ♪ To hang around with you ♪
♬也许你认为我很幸运 ♪ And maybe you think I'm lucky ♪
♬有事做♬ ♪ To have something to do ♪
♬但我觉得你很狂野 ♪ But I think that you're wild ♪
♬在我心里有个孩子 ♪ Inside me is some child ♪
♬你可能觉得我很傻 ♪ You might think I'm foolish ♪
♪也可能不是真的 ♪ Or maybe it's untrue ♪
♬你可能会想 ♪ You might think ♪
♬你可能会觉得我疯了♬ ♪ You might think I'm crazy ♪
♬我想要的 ♪ All I want ♪
♬但我想要的只是你 ♪ But all I want is you ♪
♪哦 我觉得你很狂野♪ ♪ Oh, I think that you're wild ♪
♬如此独特的风格 ♪ And so uniquely styled ♪
♬你可能认为这很愚蠢 ♪ You might think it's foolish ♪
♬这冒险的相会 ♪ This chancy rendezvous ♪
♬你可能会想 ♪ You might think ♪
♬你可能会觉得我疯了♬ ♪ You might think I'm crazy ♪
♬我想要的 ♪ All I want ♪
♬我想要的只是你 ♪ All I want is you ♪
♬哦 哦♬ ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♬我想要的只是你 ♪ All I want is you ♪
-♬我想要的只是你♬ -♬我想要的只是你♬ - ♪ All I want is you ♪ - ♪ All I want is you ♪
♬我是你的唯一 ♪ I was the one ♪
♬那天谁坐了那辆出租车♬ ♪ Who rode in the cab that day ♪
♬以为我迷失在网格上的灯光♬ ♪ Thought I was lost In the lights on the grid ♪
♬我差点错过了一些我没有看到的东西 ♪ I nearly missed something I didn't see ♪
没有配方的化学反应 ♪ A chemistry without a recipe ♪
♬我错了吗?♪ ♪ Was I wrong? ♪
♬好像什么都没有 ♪ Like nothing was there ♪
♬它一直都在吗?♪ ♪ Was it there all along? ♪
♪只是需要一些空气♪ ♪ And just needed some air ♪
♬走进一个房间 却不记得自己为什么站在那里♬ ♪ Walk in a room and can't remember Why you're standing there ♪
♬迷失在回忆中只是盯着一张空椅子♬ ♪ Lost in a memory Just staring at an empty chair ♪
♬有一堆火但它在余晖中消失了♬ ♪ There was a fire But it faded in the afterglow ♪
♬我们把空气抽了出来 现在火焰正在燃烧 ♪ We took the air out And now the flame is burning low ♪
♬灰烬♬ ♪ Ember ♪
♬我们是余烬 ♪ We were embers ♪
♬余烬♬ ♪ Embers ♪
♬我们是余烬 ♪ We were embers ♪
♬当我第一次失去你♬ ♪ When I first lost you ♪
♬我试着离开♬ ♪ I tried to move on from it ♪
♬我们渐行渐远 我想给♬打电话 ♪ We grew apart and I wanted to call ♪
♬但是我把你的号码弄丢了 ♪ But I lost your number ♪
♬那感觉就像永远 ♪ For what felt like forever ♪
♬我想告诉你♬ ♪ I wanted to tell you ♪
♬我最终和你在一起 ♪ I ended up with you ♪
♬我错了吗?♪ ♪ Was I wrong? ♪
♬好像什么都没有 ♪ Like nothing was there ♪
♬它一直都在吗?♪ ♪ Was it there all along? ♪
♪只是需要一些空气♪ ♪ And just needed some air ♪
♬走进一个房间 却不记得自己为什么站在那里♬ ♪ Walk in a room and can't remember Why you're standing there ♪
♬迷失在回忆中只是盯着一张空椅子♬ ♪ Lost in a memory Just staring at an empty chair ♪
♬有一堆火但它在余晖中消失了♬ ♪ There was a fire But it faded in the afterglow ♪
♬我们把空气抽了出来 现在火焰正在燃烧 ♪ We took the air out And now the flame is burning low ♪
♬走进一个房间 却不记得自己为什么站在那里♬ ♪ Walk in a room and can't remember Why you're standing there ♪
♬当你在回忆中迷失只是盯着一张空椅子♬ ♪ When you're lost in a memory Just staring at an empty chair ♪
♬有一堆火但它在余晖中消失了♬ ♪ There was a fire But it faded in the afterglow ♪
♬我们把空气抽了出来 现在火焰正在燃烧 ♪ We took the air out And now the flame is burning low ♪
♬余烬♬ ♪ Embers ♪
♬我们是余烬 ♪ We were embers ♪
♬余烬♬ ♪ Embers ♪
♬我们是余烬 ♪ We were embers ♪
♬我是那个那天坐在出租车里的人♬ ♪ I was the one Who rode in the cab that day ♪
♬以为我迷失在网格上的灯光♬ ♪ Thought I was lost In the lights on the grid ♪
♬我差点错过了一些我没有看到的东西 ♪ I nearly missed something I didn't see ♪
没有配方的化学反应 ♪ A chemistry without a recipe ♪
♬我错了吗?♪ ♪ Was I wrong? ♪
♬好像什么都没有 ♪ Like nothing was there ♪
还是它一直都在?♪ ♪ Or was it there all along? ♪
♬只是需要一些空气 ♪ Just needed some air ♪
♬走进一个房间 却不记得自己为什么站在那里♬ ♪ Walk in a room and can't remember Why you're standing there ♪
♬迷失在回忆中只是盯着一张空椅子♬ ♪ Lost in a memory Just staring at an empty chair ♪
♬有一堆火但它在余晖中消失了♬ ♪ There was a fire But it faded in the afterglow ♪
♬我们把空气抽了出来 现在火焰正在燃烧 ♪ We took the air out And now the flame is burning low ♪
♬余烬♬ ♪ Embers ♪
♬我们是余烬 ♪ We were embers ♪
♬余烬♬ ♪ Embers ♪
♬我们是余烬 ♪ We were embers ♪